I can honestly say I hate Amy Poehler. After 4 seconds of Parks and Recs, I have no doubt in my mind that I would not only push her into a blast furnace, I would do everything in my power to see her stuck in it while it was being turned on. Her and Tina Fey. I don't think people like that should be allowed to exist. They just aren't people, they're ( Read more... )

Is it too much to ask that people who type out something longer than a tweet actually pay attention to some basic things like capitalization, some punctuation, and using the right words ( Read more... )

If I see another website that does a year-end list, I am throwing a rock from orbit to crush their servers ( Read more... )

Gah! I can't write and I can't read. It's all shit ( Read more... )

Stop the fucking presses, the guy who thought it acceptable to put a ball hair on a can of coke thinks fags shouldn't be allowed to be married. The hell you say ( Read more... )

In the past, when I saw a black woman making anti-gay comments, I probably would have thought the N-word at her. But, today, when I saw one of the Uganda monsters has been saying awful shit about the gays, I thought 'Cunt'. Her race didn't factor into it at all ( Read more... )

Okay, so the FDA thinks telling people what amount of calories are in shit they are putting in their bodies when ordering said shit from a restaurant is pertinent information. Maybe for the people who eat out everyday, but I think those who would give a flying fuck wouldn't be the type to need to be told how bad certain foods were for them anyways ( Read more... )

I am already hating Thanksgiving and it is 4 days away. Oh, the joy of having lots of people here who do nothing but stand around and act like they are biding their time until something better comes along ( Read more... )

I've yet to read a single story in the past two months. At least, I think it's been that long. There has just not been a damn thing worth going past the first two paragraphs on. If there were paragraphs. A lot of stories are turning out to be audio transcripts without attribution. It's the usual dreck, jumping povs, OOC, shit writing, mary sues, 2D ( Read more... )

I am here. You are there. We are ( Read more... )