[Michael updates his facebook status]
Michael to all my Mark Keppel people: do y'all ever remember people fighting (not play fighting, but actually fighting) while we were there?
My comment:I BUSTED DUDES MOUTHS LIKE GUSHERS, MOTHERFUCKER!

[Over AIM a few seconds later]
futuremostvivid: daamn i forgot to make dudes possessive
futuremostvivid: ( Read more... )

OMG I love dim sum. I always forget just how much I love it until I go again. I went earlier today with Michael, whom I have not seen since the summer between freshman and sophomore year of college. I've bothered him online constantly over the years, though. Topics of conversation included ( Read more... )

m00nys missus: my mind is in middle school today, I swear
m00nys missus: one of my poems has the line, "here in the shade you will drink cups/ of harmless Lesbian wine." and I read that and went, "heehee, lesbian!"
m00nys missus: WTF is wrong with meeee??

CODEMIKEKENOBI: hahaha
CODEMIKEKENOBI: there's nothing wrong with laughing at a juvenile ( Read more... )

So after my angry rant, a series of happy events unfolded ( Read more... )

Ohhhh LJs. Let me tell something to you ( Read more... )

Not that the Awesome Dept. hasn't done anything to make me feel better (I love you guys!), but Mike needs an award. A Dundie, perhaps? The Office love = the best kind of love:

On season 1 of The Office:

Michael: this is hiliarious
Dwight is so predatory

Me: HE IS
haahahaha!
I'm so glad you like it!
:D

Michael: well since you recommend it, and ( Read more... )

Michael on some group interview he had to go through earlier yesterday:

Mike: thank God i got at least some interesting questions
Mike: i didn't get asked any of the generic bullshit

Me: like what? what did you get asked?

Mike: i get asked "do you think a leader should be feared or liked?"
Mike: and "what is the most historical or contemporary ( Read more... )