late night lolz

[i_said_boourns]

[Michael updates his facebook status]
Michael to all my Mark Keppel people: do y'all ever remember people fighting (not play fighting, but actually fighting) while we were there?
My comment:I BUSTED DUDES MOUTHS LIKE GUSHERS, MOTHERFUCKER!

[Over AIM a few seconds later]
futuremostvivid: daamn i forgot to make dudes possessive
futuremostvivid: ohhh well
CODEMIKEKENOBI: the fact you know that means you did not in fact, "bust dudes [sic] mouths"
CODEMIKEKENOBI: and the fact that i know how to use [sic] means i didn't either

AND

futuremostvivid: entertainment weekly continues to be a piece of shit
futuremostvivid: they gave the decemberists' new album a D+
futuremostvivid: WTF
secret bicycle: hah
secret bicycle: well
secret bicycle: no offence to the fine editorial board of EW
secret bicycle: but when i want their opinion on music it's probably because i ran out of toilet paper anyway