Me, earlier today: "Okay, no one knows how to write, and way to misquote Martin Luther King, and cripes, it's 2:30 and maybe I had better eat breakfast, because I seem to have a headache ( Read more... )

# Editing this relationship therapy book filled with psychoblahblah (1) is nearly impossible, because my eyes just slide off of the horrible, horrible writing and I practically have to wire them into place Clockwork Orange-style to get any of it done; and (2) is filling me with violent thoughts and sweariness. Somehow I will get it done before ( Read more... )

I should just set up a bot to issue a regular warning based on the phase of the fucking moon, but I probably never will. So I thought I'd let you all know that at this particular moment, I am DISPLEASED WITH HUMANITY as a fucking whole. Try to do better, or I will be forced to take certain measures. One of these months. You have been warned.

Everybody needs to give me extra room. This will serve two purposes ( Read more... )