Gah
Everybody needs to give me extra room. This will serve two purposes.
First, it may help to keep my head from fucking exploding due to too many fucking people asking me too many fucking stupid questions and giving too fucking much fucking unsolicited advice about exactly how I should do unpaid work I fucking volunteered to do because ... because I'm the obvious one to do it, and everybody knows it, and it needs doing ... and by the way, our president is a dangerous lunatic, and I blame him for my having to do this extra work. Thanks bunches, Chimpy.
Second, if my head actually does fucking explode, you'll be less likely to get brain-bits all over your nice clothes.
First, it may help to keep my head from fucking exploding due to too many fucking people asking me too many fucking stupid questions and giving too fucking much fucking unsolicited advice about exactly how I should do unpaid work I fucking volunteered to do because ... because I'm the obvious one to do it, and everybody knows it, and it needs doing ... and by the way, our president is a dangerous lunatic, and I blame him for my having to do this extra work. Thanks bunches, Chimpy.
Second, if my head actually does fucking explode, you'll be less likely to get brain-bits all over your nice clothes.