What's the oddest gift I've ever been given ( Read more... )

Got these from my pretty - yet odd, and prone to scaring the heck outta me - new pal phoenix_rising_!

1) How'd you meet Pumbaa?
Now there's a funny story. Kinda. Sorta. Maybe. I'd just left the colony, put my past behind me, when I ran into the Strange But Wise Omniscient Monkey (ya know, Rafiki?) and he told me what I was lookin' for was hakuna matata. And ( Read more... )

Okay. Lemme get this straight ( Read more... )

What do I daydream about? What don't I daydream about?! And what don't I daydream about that I can't do, anyway, here in my jungle? Seriously?

I've got all I need, right here.

So ... basically I daydream about doing something fun, while I'm doing something ELSE fun.

Pretty cushy, huh?

WhaddoIwant on my WHAT????

Aw GEEZ!!!!! We go from laughter to **this**?

Uy... *sigh* I dunno, this is more my Uncle Max's thing, but... How 'bout this:

The Great Timon
Meerkat of Meerkats
Gone to the Big Hakuna Matata.
Whoever's Eatin' This Grass ... Yer Welcome.Or somethin' like that. Long as people don' worry, ya know? I'd want em' to ( Read more... )

WHEW ( Read more... )

WOW.

Lookit this thing! All buttons and colors and places to TYPE STUFF.

I knowwwww what I want it to look like.

I just dunno how to GET IT THAT WAY! GAH!

... Ok ok ok, think, Timon, think.

You can do this.

... AFTER lunch, maybe. Eheh heh heh.

... now where'd that beetle go.