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Apr 09, 2004 15:20

What's the oddest gift I've ever been given?

Ummm, geeeee, lemme think about it here.

*sits down on his leaf-hammock and scratches his head*

Well, geez. Hang on.

*hops out and goes over to a hollow log, rooting around in it*

Lessee. What've I got in here ... there's that half an empty gourd from the Strange Yet Wise Monkey ... but it makes a good bowl for bug soup. Simba gave me a really neat swirly rock he found once, back when he was only marginally bigger than Pumbaa ... there's that scarf Ma made me out of prairie grass ... the helmet Uncle Max made for me out of wood ... we don't know why. He's paranoid. Good ol' Uncle Max.

Um.

I would have to say it was the hammock that Pumbaa tried to make for me outta a banana peel. Good idea, bad in practice. *nod* Had to throw that one away.

.... we done here?

Good. Nap time.
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