houseboi

OMG, I'm dyeing!

houseboi Sep 28, 2009 14:55

So I just found out that only 10-14% of the population experiences "beeturia". I just figured everyone thought they were peeing blood after eating beets the night before.

Livejournal tells me I haven't posted in 115 weeks. So there, now I just did. I have managed to effect such an epic crash and burn of my whole adventure in Richmond that I am now thinking about moving back home to New Hampshire. My thick New England accent is wicked excited and rubbing its hands together at the mere prospect. I mean, the meah

RAWRZ! (or, "I Iz Hongree!")

houseboi May 27, 2007 19:41

I recently had A Very Bad Day at Work. Suffice to say, it involved the ridiculously unsurprising discovery that even when you work for one of the coolest corporations around, it's still a corporation at the end of the day. And corporations still do shitty things, and managers are still hired by corporations to say things that sound pretty like ( Read more... )

No thanks, I'm full

houseboi Mar 31, 2007 08:19

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richmond, humor, cats, mice

Apple-cheeked and Chick-fil-A'ed

houseboi Mar 26, 2007 08:31

I'm not dead yet ( Read more... )

Shoutout to my home-slices!

houseboi Oct 18, 2006 01:27

Since moving from NY to VA, I've finally completed a number of milestones that most of my peers tackled about ten years ago. My advantage is that I got to accomplish them with far fewer pimples ( Read more... )

Noo Shoo Porkfest

houseboi Sep 09, 2006 19:45

I am a greedy little piggy when it comes to shoes, especially sneakers. Since I'm currently stationed in NYC for some R.T. (Retail Therapy), I've already gained four new pieces. In all fairness, I truly needed 50% of these shoes for work.

Candidates # 1 and 2 came together from the John Fluevog store on Prince. Brown casual-dress shoes (though ( Read more... )

No... wire... HANGERS!!!

houseboi Sep 09, 2006 00:06

Kevin has popped my Mommie Dearest cherry.

I am an extraordinarily late bloomer concerning "classic" movies and cult favorites. Marching to the beat of my own drummer left little time to spend on Ferris Bueller and 90210. So it happened that I saw Mommie Dearest yesterday for the very first time, aged 29. Better late than never, right?

I loved ( Read more... )

Ambien Report

houseboi Jul 29, 2006 09:08

Ambien is a fickle beast. You could take it for three weeks, every night, and it might work every time. Or, you could take it once after not having it for a year, and it might not even make you drowsy. It worked just fine last night, apparently ( Read more... )

Orca Cake

houseboi Jul 28, 2006 23:52

Yep, it's Fudgie the Whale's more genteel cousin. T's birthday has arrived coincidentally with my first attempt at cake decorating. She loves the orcas, so an orca cake it would be. I made a dense brownie base and a lighter chocolate top in oval shapes. Both cakes have been smoothly wrapped in homemade marzipan to seal in moisture and provide a ( Read more... )