I want to see "Rock of Ages" on Broadway. Liek nao. Dispensable income? Why, no, I don't have any. You act like it would cost money to fly to New York, buy theatre tickets and put myself up in a hotel for the night. >_Also, there were tornadoes over the weekend and I was out of power for two days. Thankfully, Kim and Jennifer are total pimps ( Read more... )

Now that I've heard from Kim while she's at the Con, I feel much much better. I don't retract what my previous post: no way. I was angry that a friend was upset by someone I couldn't yell at in person. I do retract the "douche" statement. That was mean. Everything else I'm leaving, though. He did do a Skychat at the Con, of which I got a ( Read more... )

OH NOES! Whaddya mean I haven't posted in April yet?! It's only a week in, FFS! Anyways...

I'm pretty cheerful considering how sick I've been today. Ugh. Srsly. Also, text!speak has infected me. Fuck you, Twitter. Fuck. You. capslock_bleach still rules my face for the lolarity. Mom is over at Kim and Jenn's playing Taboo, Scattergories and what-not. We ( Read more... )

So I bought a convertible.

LOL... whut?No, seriously. Last Thursday. Frank needed so much work done, I said "Fuck it" and spent the repair money on another car. 'Cause I'm a stone-cold pimp like that. Sir Simon de Myrthmobeal is a 2008 Chrysler Sebring Limited. 6-cyl., midnight blue, soft-top and full of so many accouterments I don't think I ( Read more... )

I'm well aware that it's February, but down here it's fifty degrees and I'm not cleaning my house, I'm cleaning my hard drive. I came across a lot of the stuff I would do while I was bored at my last job. It's a lot of stuff. I was bored a lot. O_o At any rate, the crap that caught my eye the most was that, apparently, the laptop at my little ( Read more... )

Since you two are the only people that actually read this crap, I wanted to warn you that if you begin to see posts on your Friends Page from a certain "honky_kong," be not afraid, for it is only I, "fignuts". I had a crisis of identity in which Sealab 2021 was no longer as valid to my existence as it had been in the past. Therefore, I have this ( Read more... )

I've put so much effort into trying to get everyone in the Christmas spirit, I think I might go crazy. There. I am insane now. Heh heh. Hey, speaking of going crazy, guess who has a psych appointment in January? Yeah, not me. My mom. Stress has her FUBAR this year, so she's going to go talk to a small Indian woman for three hours. Sounds ( Read more... )

Just had wisdom teeth out. Pain is teh suck. However, pain medication is a new concept to me. And I'm liking it. I had a dream that I was skipping through a field of daisies, hand-in-hand with a bottle of Oxycodone. It was weird. At least it's not that dream where I'm living in a giant pickle jar with Spongebob and Wally Wingert. I hate that ( Read more... )

So how do you like the new layout? It's the first time I've changed it this drastically in over two years. What can I say? I loves me some Samurai Champloo ( Read more... )

I can't freaking take having dial-up anymore. AAAARGH!! We're not going to be able to afford much of anything fancy like DSL or broadband for quite a while. All I want is to be able to watch streaming video (fuck you, YouTube, with all your interesting shit!) and get a 3 minute mp3 downloaded in less than an hour! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! :: ( Read more... )