So Harley got better.  Then the weather got warmer.  Which woke up the wasps that had gone into hibernation.  Who then proceeded to sting my dog over thirty times.  Dogs are naturally immune, thank goodness, but he was so annoyed.  And his widdle face is all puffy now.  Poor guy.  (^へ^#)

I took a personality test waaaaaaay the hell back in 2006.  I ( Read more... )

Looking for inspiration from my past led me to read some VERY old LJ entries of mine.  Why didn't you fuckers tell me how much of a spazz I was?  I mean, seriously!  "Midgets, donkeys & hot sauce" I said.  O_O  WTF, me??  WTFlyingF?  You know, when I started this journal, I actually had dial-up.  DIAL-UP!!  Lawl.  Well, I got 0% ideas for the story ( Read more... )

Nabbed from courtknee because my curiosity got the better of me, as usual.

Number of Songs Total: 1894
Total Length of Songs: 5.2 days

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First song: "ABCDeath" by Psychostick
Last song: "93 Million Miles" by 30 Seconds To Mars

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Shortest song: "Bill Nye The Science Guy Theme" at 00:30
Longest song: "Dazed & Confused" by Led Zeppelin ( ( Read more... )

I escaped from the Dungeon of Honky Kong!

I killed Alexia47 the rat, Rongsideosanity the nymph, Trouble Tease the leprechaun, Vea29 the kobold and Thatsucks4u the kobold.

I looted the Amulet of Guns N' Roses, the Wand of Literature, the Dagger of Cooking, the Axe of Hellsing, the Dagger of Television, the Armour of Fullmetal Alchemist, a Figurine of ( Read more... )

So I bought a convertible.

LOL... whut?No, seriously. Last Thursday. Frank needed so much work done, I said "Fuck it" and spent the repair money on another car. 'Cause I'm a stone-cold pimp like that. Sir Simon de Myrthmobeal is a 2008 Chrysler Sebring Limited. 6-cyl., midnight blue, soft-top and full of so many accouterments I don't think I ( Read more... )

In discussing how to best describe to my grandfather how old he is, we came up with that. I leave it with you now, along with this Tupperware of my grandmother's delicious spinach dip. Mmmm. Fiber-y.

Christmas was motherfucking awesome. Art stuff, anime stuff, good stuff. Oh, also I'M GONNA GO SEE ROBIN FRIGGIN' WILLIAMS AT THE ORPHEUM!! ( Read more... )

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I love "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog."

That is all.

X-D

Oh. My. Gawd.

On August 15th, the channel that rules my face, Comedy Central, is roasting Bob Saget.

Hosted by John Stamos.

I think I may cry.

I knew I needed to post...

...but I couldn't come up with anything interesting to say.

And I was sad.

But then I made this:


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