sprout: (comes into living room with her doctor kit) you need to be doctored ( Read more... )

DELETED ( Read more... )

i'd leave ian for the onion.

my custom made wedding rings were shipped yesterday, from portland or, using USPS overnight mail which guaranteed delivery at noon. it's 4pm. they're not here. USPS can't start searching for the missing package until noon tomorrow. i'm getting married in 26 hours. fml ( Read more... )

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( notice for hotel guests )

( inside cleaner, wait for woman patiently. )