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my custom made wedding rings were shipped yesterday, from portland or, using USPS overnight mail which guaranteed delivery at noon. it's 4pm. they're not here. USPS can't start searching for the missing package until noon tomorrow. i'm getting married in 26 hours. fml.
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english gone wrong.
ian, my dad, and my dad's ex-business partner were stuck in traffic on the UES heading into brooklyn.
dad's partner [in russian]: i need to piss
ian: ...
dad [translating urination urge to ian]: ian, vlad is upset. his penis is full of liquid. he needs to take a lick.
ian: ...
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i'm really stressed out.
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english gone wrong.
ian, my dad, and my dad's ex-business partner were stuck in traffic on the UES heading into brooklyn.
dad's partner [in russian]: i need to piss
ian: ...
dad [translating urination urge to ian]: ian, vlad is upset. his penis is full of liquid. he needs to take a lick.
ian: ...
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i'm really stressed out.