Today, at noon, every postpubertal person on campus receives a giftwrapped parcel. Inside the parcel is a tube of Fresh Balls ((turn down your speakers ( Read more... )

"No reason why we shouldn't parley. Nothing's called me to it before, but I've never been against an understanding."

( quoth Kojiro, 'lol' )

The following persons receive owls from Kojiro. Each reads:

FROM THE DESK OF
~KOJIRO~
SECRETARY TO THE HEADMISTRESS

u b nominated for prefect. lol
if u dun wanna do it - u better tell me now

ps. prefect debates tonight @ gr8 hall

( Gryffindor nominees )

"And so," Albus finished firmly, "this problem absolutely must be addressed."

He had been aware of the problem for some time. It had remained to think of a diplomatic way to broach the subject to Kahnooloo.

( The problem was this: In the early days of the Sorting Hat's new reign of terror, certain deserving students had been turned away unjustly ... )