a special gift from Kojiro
Today, at noon, every postpubertal person on campus receives a giftwrapped parcel. Inside the parcel is a tube of Fresh Balls ((turn down your speakers)).
Kojiro has not bothered to filter the gift list. Even females and other beings who lack testicles will receive a parcel of Fresh Balls. Only children will not receive one. Instead, children receive a parcel which will contain either a jar of Boudreaux's Butt Paste or a bag of Bertie Bott's Every-Flavor Beans ((mun's choice as to which the child receives)).
Kojiro has not bothered to filter the gift list. Even females and other beings who lack testicles will receive a parcel of Fresh Balls. Only children will not receive one. Instead, children receive a parcel which will contain either a jar of Boudreaux's Butt Paste or a bag of Bertie Bott's Every-Flavor Beans ((mun's choice as to which the child receives)).