You've got to be fucking kidding me. Don't get me wrong - I think these duels are a blast. But what in Merlin's name happened this time?
Well, no offence, but I've no desire to mudwrestle you in the event that we're obligated to fulfill our duties as seconds during the duel, so yeah, that option's out. I mean, it's not that you're not pretty or anything, but I don't really fancy the prospect of your boyfriend trying to kill me should he recover from whatever it is that prevents him from participating in his own duel in the first place.
What if I grappled with Cox naked? Would that be all right?
Wait, that wouldn't make much sense. But it would be fun!
Okay, so...I guess we've got a duel to plan. A magical duel is definitely not an option, as I suspect Cox may still be a beginner. I did teach him how toconjure alcohol, though. Maybe they could shoot liquor at each other through their wands, and whoever drinks the most in a set amount of time wins?
Re: Return ravennopower_overmeSeptember 14 2006, 02:39:57 UTC
Sirius,
Dr. Cox didn't tell you? I completely guessed that. Basically? He did not know when to shut up and walk away and the muns wanted to engineer dueling hilarity. Apparently, and I quote, Cox "took the undue liberty of presuming to dictate" when Stephen will and will not speak. That was really a stupid move on Dr. Cox's part.
That observation about mudwrestling and Stephen's reaction if we had to take over is right on the money, good for you! Also, Professor Homsar would probably be very sad if Stephen killed you.
Ummm, well, if it would be fun to you, you and Dr. Cox could do that on your own time, but wouldn't Lily get mad at you
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Re: Return raventoujours_siriusSeptember 15 2006, 22:22:07 UTC
Sarah,
Nope, you got to me first. So basically, he told Stephen to shut up, huh? I'd say that's a pretty innocuous reason to challenge someone to a duel, but that'd make me a hypocrite, as I've been known to hex the hell out of a certain big-nosed, greasy-haired arsehole for simply existing. Anyway, the mudwrestling was fun, so this duel is sure to be a blast as well. Perhaps we could schedule one every week?
Oh yes, I think Homsar would be rather grieved if I were killed. But he's always got Jenga. I think he'd be fine in the end.
The Fermentummenti spell? It's easy. And no one would actually be creating the alcohol, just summoning it through their wand from somewhere else. But if that's too difficult, maybe they could just have a drinking contest with regular bottles and shot glasses
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Re: Return ravennopower_overmeSeptember 26 2006, 09:16:51 UTC
Sirius,
Is the person you've hexed that person you told me about on WART one time, the popcorned one? As for scheduling one every week, I suppose you could find the people who would challenge someone else to a duel and get others to set them off. Or maybe it could be more like WWF wrestling on TV, the ones with costumes and such where people compete just to win a prize like the big flashy wrestling belts (I think they get paid too). Wait, you probably haven't seen that before, have you? Well, it would be that concept, dueling in stupid interesting ways to win something.
I'm sure he'd still prefer not to lose you, so he... always has a Jenga partner? I actually have no idea what Jenga is, but he seems to really like board games - Scrabble was fun that night though being sober would probably be good the next time I play board gamesI think regular bottles and shot glasses would be best for this, yes. And while it would take the fun out of drinking, do you think you could teach me before the duel anyhow? I'm a bit weird like that, I
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Don't get me wrong - I think these duels are a blast. But what in Merlin's name happened this time?
Well, no offence, but I've no desire to mudwrestle you in the event that we're obligated to fulfill our duties as seconds during the duel, so yeah, that option's out. I mean, it's not that you're not pretty or anything, but I don't really fancy the prospect of your boyfriend trying to kill me should he recover from whatever it is that prevents him from participating in his own duel in the first place.
What if I grappled with Cox naked? Would that be all right?
Wait, that wouldn't make much sense. But it would be fun!
Okay, so...I guess we've got a duel to plan. A magical duel is definitely not an option, as I suspect Cox may still be a beginner. I did teach him how to conjure alcohol, though. Maybe they could shoot liquor at each other through their wands, and whoever drinks the most in a set amount of time wins?
And they could be dressed in Santa suits. They were supposed to wear Santa ( ... )
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Dr. Cox didn't tell you? I completely guessed that. Basically? He did not know when to shut up and walk away and the muns wanted to engineer dueling hilarity. Apparently, and I quote, Cox "took the undue liberty of presuming to dictate" when Stephen will and will not speak. That was really a stupid move on Dr. Cox's part.
That observation about mudwrestling and Stephen's reaction if we had to take over is right on the money, good for you! Also, Professor Homsar would probably be very sad if Stephen killed you.
Ummm, well, if it would be fun to you, you and Dr. Cox could do that on your own time, but wouldn't Lily get mad at you ( ... )
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Nope, you got to me first. So basically, he told Stephen to shut up, huh? I'd say that's a pretty innocuous reason to challenge someone to a duel, but that'd make me a hypocrite, as I've been known to hex the hell out of a certain big-nosed, greasy-haired arsehole for simply existing. Anyway, the mudwrestling was fun, so this duel is sure to be a blast as well. Perhaps we could schedule one every week?
Oh yes, I think Homsar would be rather grieved if I were killed. But he's always got Jenga. I think he'd be fine in the end.
Lily let me sh sha
Nah, Lily'd be fine with it. Especially if I were a girl.
The Fermentummenti spell? It's easy. And no one would actually be creating the alcohol, just summoning it through their wand from somewhere else. But if that's too difficult, maybe they could just have a drinking contest with regular bottles and shot glasses ( ... )
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Is the person you've hexed that person you told me about on WART one time, the popcorned one? As for scheduling one every week, I suppose you could find the people who would challenge someone else to a duel and get others to set them off. Or maybe it could be more like WWF wrestling on TV, the ones with costumes and such where people compete just to win a prize like the big flashy wrestling belts (I think they get paid too). Wait, you probably haven't seen that before, have you? Well, it would be that concept, dueling in stupid interesting ways to win something.
I'm sure he'd still prefer not to lose you, so he... always has a Jenga partner? I actually have no idea what Jenga is, but he seems to really like board games - Scrabble was fun that night though being sober would probably be good the next time I play board gamesI think regular bottles and shot glasses would be best for this, yes. And while it would take the fun out of drinking, do you think you could teach me before the duel anyhow? I'm a bit weird like that, I ( ... )
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