Raven to Sirius
Sirius,
So, cutting straight to the chase, I'm Stephen's second in this upcoming duel with Dr. Cox and I've been informed you are Dr. Cox's. I'm assuming you actually know what I'm talking about - if not, because I wouldn't put it past Dr. Cox to not tell you, Dr. Cox got himself challenged to a duel again.
First off - since I'm assuming it won't be a proper duel this time either? - there will be NO MUDWRESTLING. This is non-negotiable. In fact, there will be no half-naked (or naked!) grappling of any kind, okay? Good.
Now, we need to work out the details, which I'm sure your aware of, having done this before. Do you just want to do it by correspondence? You can borrow Muninn for your responses, as I don't prefer owls.
- Sarah