Application for Cristina Yang (Grey's Anatomy)
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Brie, I guess? I mean, seriously, what the hell kind of question is that?
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop. Next.
3. What time is it where you are?
Almost 7 PM.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Order of the Phoenix? Who the hell are they- oh, fine. Sirius Black.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The other interns and I go to a place called the Emerald City Bar, so, that.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Just to spare myself the horrible mental image of George O'Malley having sex with Harry Potter, I'm going to say Fred.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You do realize that if you keep throwing it away, they'll just send you more copies, right?
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I graduated first in my class at Stanford, I went to med school, and I'm a surgical intern at Seattle Grace. C'mon, tell me I'm useless, I dare you.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I heard there were other doctors here, so if any of you need an intern, I'm yours. Uh, otherwise... I could buy you a drink? A whole bottle of booze? Up to you.
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