Doctor Zoidberg, Futurama

[whoopwhoowhoop]

*Eyes the paper*

"What’s this? A meal for Zoidberg?" *gobbles up the paper*

*Picks up the pen*

"And an after dinner-mint? How fancy!" *Munches on the pen-mint*

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[cafpowgirl]

((OOC:*dies of the squee* I -love- Zoidberg!!))

"You're a doctor?" She looks confused. "Somehow I don't think murderology and murderonomy are actual degrees. What planet are you from anyway?"

[whoopwhoowhoop]

"I am a very talented Doctor- are you questioning the credentials of Doctor Inspector Zoidberg? How dare you!"

*Amazed Gasp*

"Someone is interested in Zoidberg's planet? Oh, what a day. What a woooonderful day. I am from Decapod 10, but I reside on a little planet called Earth. Perhaps you have heard of it?"

((Hehe, poor Zoidberg would be amazed at how many people actually love him!))

[cafpowgirl]

((OOC: Barely resisting urge to app Amy...and yes, yes he would!)

She was amused by Zoidberg's rant, and even more surprised when he said where he lived. "But...I live on Earth, and I've never seen anyone like you. What year is it for you?"

[whoopwhoowhoop]

((Ah, Amy! Dooo it!))

*Scratches chin thoughtfully*

"Are you sure you live on Earth? Maybe you mixed it up with another planet."

"3001, of course! Or 3003. Or Potatoe Salad. Who has time to keep track?"

[estebanmd]

Stephen was most intrigued by this new arrival. "Pray tell me, sir, if you do not find the question too forward: to what species do you belong?"

[whoopwhoowhoop]

Two people talking to Zoidberg? Amazing!

"I am a Decapodian, my good woman! Thank you for noticing!"

[agentsgent]

"If you're hungry, sir, I'm certain we can acquire a meal for you." A talking lobster. Hm. At least he was dressed?

[whoopwhoowhoop]

*Mouth waters*

"That is so kind of you!"

*Eyes the nice man up and down*

"Hmmm. I could do with a leg and a bit of shoulder, if you're offering."

[agentsgent]

Offering? Is he suggesting... "With all due respect, sir, things living and speaking are not meals, if you catch my meaning."

[whoopwhoowhoop]

*face falls*

"But you seem like such a lovely person! I don't want to kill you. What sort of game are you playing here?"

[coxinsox]

((*die* This is MADE OF WIN.))

Oh, guh-reat. Not only do we get another annoying doctor, but it's a... *squints* Just what in the hell are you?

[whoopwhoowhoop]

Another person was interested in Zoidberg! So many new friends!

"I am a Doctor, mister puppet-man! Would you like to be inspected for gout?"

*Wiggles claws suggestivly*

"Consider it a gesture of friendship!"

((*Zoidberg voice* Thaaaank you so much!))

[coxinsox]

*raises his eyebrows* I'm... gonna go ahead and pass, ya big cockroach.

Seriously, is that a costume or what?

[whoopwhoowhoop]

*Holds claws over heart*

"You gave me a nickname! Finally, Zoidberg has good-natured nickname! Would you like to watch a game of some sort, to cement our bond of friendship?"

*Fingers Labcoat*

"How did you know?" *sobs* "I'm sorry! I'm banned from The Doctor’s Warehouse, and all subsequent mail order catalogues! The costume shop was my only option. Oh, I am living a lie!"

[teamseaslug]

Osaka is thrilled. First there was that talking octopus from a couple of months back, and now a talking lobster-thing! Maybe a talking sea cucumber will be next. She'd like that.

"I didn't know lobsters could be doctors! You must be very smart!"

[whoopwhoowhoop]

"I am, I am! I would show you my degree, but I ate it!"

*Pulls out stethoscope*

"Would you like a check-up? It's on the house, even!"

[teamseaslug]

"Was it a tasty degree?" Perhaps the paper had been flavored, or the degree had been printed on candy? She smiles widely. "Sure!"

[whoopwhoowhoop]

"Oh, it was delicious! And only $80,000 dollars. I'm a very shrewd investor, you see."

*looks thrilled*

"Okay then! What should we look at first? The groins? How's your second mouth treating you?"