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Doctor Zoidberg, Futurama

Feb 14, 2007 11:30

*Eyes the paper*

"What’s this? A meal for Zoidberg?" *gobbles up the paper*

*Picks up the pen*

"And an after dinner-mint? How fancy!" *Munches on the pen-mint*

( Faaaabulous! )

application, john zoidberg

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coxinsox February 14 2007, 17:46:19 UTC

((*die* This is MADE OF WIN.))

Oh, guh-reat. Not only do we get another annoying doctor, but it's a... *squints* Just what in the hell are you?

whoopwhoowhoop February 14 2007, 18:03:40 UTC

Another person was interested in Zoidberg! So many new friends!

"I am a Doctor, mister puppet-man! Would you like to be inspected for gout?"

*Wiggles claws suggestivly*

"Consider it a gesture of friendship!"

((*Zoidberg voice* Thaaaank you so much!))

coxinsox February 14 2007, 19:53:37 UTC

*raises his eyebrows* I'm... gonna go ahead and pass, ya big cockroach.

Seriously, is that a costume or what?

whoopwhoowhoop February 14 2007, 19:59:32 UTC

*Holds claws over heart*

"You gave me a nickname! Finally, Zoidberg has good-natured nickname! Would you like to watch a game of some sort, to cement our bond of friendship?"

*Fingers Labcoat*

"How did you know?" *sobs* "I'm sorry! I'm banned from The Doctor’s Warehouse, and all subsequent mail order catalogues! The costume shop was my only option. Oh, I am living a lie!"

coxinsox February 15 2007, 05:04:10 UTC

*whistles sharply* Can it, Surf'n'turf. The~re's nothing good natured about it, trust me on that.

*peers at Zoidberg* So, you're a fake monster doctor?

whoopwhoowhoop February 15 2007, 05:18:41 UTC

*stops sobbing*

*looks up hopefully*

*totally doesn't hear anything negative*

"Two nicknames? Does Zoidberg dare dream? I think now it is time for the hugging! Come friend, let’s embrace!"

coxinsox February 15 2007, 05:22:35 UTC

*eyes go wide* Oh, dear God. *takes a step back*

whoopwhoowhoop February 15 2007, 05:32:09 UTC

"Don't be afraid, Muppet-Person! Not of Zoidberg!"

*takes a step forward*

*holds out claws*

lilypotter60 February 15 2007, 05:49:17 UTC

Lily had been just going to cast her vote on the, er, giant lobster and leave, when she overheard that. Pausing, swiveling around, a gigantic grin lit her face. Perry being called...Muppet-Person?

Choking back laughter, Lily waited until Cox had walked away before walking up to Zoidberg. "You," she told him, "can be voted wherever you like. Pick a House, any House."

Muppet-Person? So getting used. A lot.

whoopwhoowhoop February 15 2007, 05:55:55 UTC

"Why thank you, young sir! Naturally, I would like to be with my best friend! It wouldn't do to separate such a pair!"

VOTE: COX'S ROOM / RAVENCLAW lilypotter60 February 15 2007, 06:20:47 UTC

Lily blinked. Her breasts weren't that small, were they? And she had the whole 'long hair' thing going...

But Zoidberg thinking Perry was his best friend? Totally made up for that. "Er, I'm a girl, actually. And you mean Muppet-Person? Oh, he's in Ravenclaw. And of course, wouldn't dream of breaking you two crazy kids up."

Re: VOTE: COX'S ROOM / RAVENCLAW whoopwhoowhoop February 15 2007, 06:25:14 UTC

"And what a fine daughter you'll make some lucky man!"

"Of course I mean muppet-person! We've been friends for years, we have. Thaaank you so very much! Would you like some complimentary surgery, as a token of Zoidberg’s appreciation?"

Re: VOTE: COX'S ROOM / RAVENCLAW lilypotter60 February 15 2007, 06:34:37 UTC

"Er, thanks." Whatever that meant. "And I'm sure muppet-person is just chuffed to have you here. You should make sure to stay real close to him, though. He gets lonely. And, as I'm sure you know, his shouting is just his way of showing affection."

Drama queen, was she?

Holding up both hands, Lily shook her head. "Oh, no, thank you, mate. Wouldn't dream of it. This vote is on the house. Just keep a close eye on your friend and that's good enough for me."

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