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Doctor Zoidberg, Futurama
Feb 14, 2007 11:30
*Eyes the paper*
"What’s this? A meal for Zoidberg?" *gobbles up the paper*
*Picks up the pen*
"And an after dinner-mint? How fancy!" *Munches on the pen-mint*
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agentsgent
February 14 2007, 17:27:35 UTC
"If you're hungry, sir, I'm certain we can acquire a meal for you." A talking lobster. Hm. At least he was dressed?
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whoopwhoowhoop
February 14 2007, 17:58:11 UTC
*Mouth waters*
"That is so kind of you!"
*Eyes the nice man up and down*
"Hmmm. I could do with a leg and a bit of shoulder, if you're offering."
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agentsgent
February 14 2007, 18:15:14 UTC
Offering? Is he suggesting... "With all due respect, sir, things living and speaking are not meals, if you catch my meaning."
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whoopwhoowhoop
February 14 2007, 18:23:15 UTC
*face falls*
"But you seem like such a lovely person! I don't want to kill you. What sort of game are you playing here?"
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agentsgent
February 14 2007, 20:14:35 UTC
"I am not suggesting you kill anyone, sir. I am suggesting that you eat animals without the capacity for speech." He looked quite ill.
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whoopwhoowhoop
February 14 2007, 20:17:19 UTC
*looks horrified*
"You want I should pick on animals that can't speak for themselves! How dare you?"
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agentsgent
February 15 2007, 18:13:32 UTC
Jeeves.... didn't know what to say. "Do you ordinarily eat humans, sir?"
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whoopwhoowhoop
February 16 2007, 04:51:58 UTC
"Well, no human has ever offered. Personally, I think you look a bit stringy, but I don't want to be a rude houseguest!"
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agentsgent
February 16 2007, 15:28:41 UTC
"I wasn't offering myself as an entree, sir. I was offering to obtain an entree of your choosing."
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whoopwhoowhoop
February 16 2007, 21:15:15 UTC
"Ohh! Zoidberg is hip to your groove."
*thinks hard*
"Your shoes look delicious! Do you mind?"
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agentsgent
February 16 2007, 21:36:14 UTC
"... I'm certain we can find you shoes, sir, of excellent quality." He normally wouldn't do this, but, "I recommend you discuss your selections with a house elf. I'm sure they'll be quite keen to discuss shoes."
And with that, he moved to flee.
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"That is so kind of you!"
*Eyes the nice man up and down*
"Hmmm. I could do with a leg and a bit of shoulder, if you're offering."
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"But you seem like such a lovely person! I don't want to kill you. What sort of game are you playing here?"
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"You want I should pick on animals that can't speak for themselves! How dare you?"
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*thinks hard*
"Your shoes look delicious! Do you mind?"
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And with that, he moved to flee.
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