*A small spaceship that appears to be made out of cardboard flies into the room. It lands upright on a chair, and the front opens to allow what appears to be a foot-high astronaut out.* I told them I could get that hovercraft motor to work.
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Buzz Lightyear to Star Command, come in Star Command... )
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"Hai-Hai-Hail fellah well met! HhEeEeEeE!!!!1!1!
Who's. Who's. Who's. Who's Andy?" The Head on the screen looks from side to side. "Izzee here? AaAaNnDdYyYyY!!!!1!11!"
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... Greetings.
Andy's the kid I belong to. I hope he's not here - we've been trying our hardest to make sure he doesn't know we're alive.
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"Can I have a bouncy ball?" he asked hopefully, eyes shining. "I used to have one before, but I've lost it. It'd be nice to have another one."
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"I am bribed!" he declared and pocketed the superball. "Okay, so where do you want to go?" He peered at the little astronaut, and seemed to realise what it was he was talking to. Quaxo had a tendency to do that when he got excited. Huh. He blinked. That was odd. A talking little toy. But kind of fun too. He'd always known toys could talk, and it was nice to have it confirmed.
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I'm Buzz, by the way. Buzz Lightyear. *Buzz holds out a hand.*
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"Assuming I don't have a hole in my bag of marbles, did, ah... did you say something about dealing with arguments?"
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I can, if the need arises - I've had to often enough. I'm not exactly a psychologist, but...
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Fraser crouched. "You see, I... well, normally, I try to be polite as possible, and I strive to be tolerant and respectful of those I work with. Now, I've been working with this partner for the last two years, and I understand that arguments will arise, of course they will, but our circumstances... changed, recently, and..." He sighed. "Well, now we can't seem to stop arguing."
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"Good day sir," Salamander squats down on his knees, multicoloured cloak falling around him. "It is my very good pleasure to make your acquaintance, you may call me Salamander. Ah, pray tell just what IS a space ranger?"
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A Space Ranger is charged by Star Command with keeping peace throughout the galaxy; I'm part of the Universe Protection Unit, so my goal is to thwart a being known as Emperor Zurg, who's trying to take over the galaxy.
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...are all little person-statues alive when nobody's lookin'? Or is it just toys?
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As far as I know, it's only toys that come to life. And not necessarily always the ones that look like people - a good friend of mine is a remote-controlled car. Of course, they may not come to life everywhere, but it seems to work everywhere I've been.
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