Charlotte died yesterday. I got 40 dollars out of her, which was gone in a split second because I’m incapable of saving money. I couldn’t throw her away so she is now resting in Shakespeare’s garden. At least until the custodial services get rid of her ( Read more... )

Charlotte is going to die Monday. Charlotte is my blue plastic pig. She is full of coins and there’s not a hole to get them out so I’m going to have to cut her open and empty her at the CoinStar machine in Stop and Shop. It’s an end of an era, me and Char. She’s been with me since freshmen year. When I was hungry and broke, I would shake a few ( Read more... )