Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte. Charlotte don't you cry.

[herebe]

Charlotte is going to die Monday. Charlotte is my blue plastic pig. She is full of coins and there’s not a hole to get them out so I’m going to have to cut her open and empty her at the CoinStar machine in Stop and Shop. It’s an end of an era, me and Char. She’s been with me since freshmen year. When I was hungry and broke, I would shake a few dimes out of her for the vending machine. When I was wealthy, I would empty my pockets in her. My friends wronged her. They would always hide her in strange places, but perhaps, deep down, she liked the new surroundings they placed her in. Well, we’ll never know because she’s an inanimate object and it would be creepy if we did.

So enjoy these last few moments, Char. You have 3 more days to live.