I just wrote a fairly long entry on the state of my severly declining health and how i don't think I'll get away with it this time, then decided 'nah'. It was meant to be witty and sardonic but came off as self-indulgent (even for this site) and victim-esque, and that's not interesting to anyone ( Read more... )

Hello. I guess if you're reading this you're either in Norwich or California by now. I seem to be 3000 miles away from both in a place called Philadelphia. It's not the kind of city you can walk around, take in a deep breath, slowly exhale and think "my word, isn't this all nice and pleasant." It's sleazy, chaotic, un-safe and generally quite ( Read more... )

I’ve been re-mixing a lot of songs recently, and have put 4 of them up HERE. You may have heard a couple before, but not sounding as good as this. In fact modesty aside, I’m pretty friggin’ happy with them. I have nothing left to achieve now - recording my “fucked-up pop masterpiece” was all I had in me. I certainly doubt I’ll write a song better ( Read more... )

Anyone with a even a casual interest in film and access to the net will know this but I’m sure you’re all desperately wondering how I feel about it. The Joker, the most interesting and well-known villain in comic book history, has been cast. He will be played by Heath Ledger. If you’re like me, you’re initial reaction would be “oh, fucking hell, ( Read more... )

Hope this message finds you well.

Sigh. Oh, RupertSpace. I tried to upload music on Monday night, forgot about it, came back and it was still ‘processing’. So at the moment there’s only one new song on there (well, new to the extent that it‘s been re-recorded), but it’s a good ‘un. At least 3 more songs I hope to lay down before 'the end', it's just ( Read more... )

The halfway point of my university experience may as well be acknowledged, so here you go.

Err…

Hmm.

I suppose it bears mentioning that I still feel ridiculously happy. Or at least, I can’t recall the last time I felt sorry for myself. I’ve certainly got angry (livid even - it’s that edge that makes me so friggin’ attractive), but self-pity? ( Read more... )

Watch THIS and feel better.

You know, the people that tend to think of themselves as lucky are often the same people that really are lucky. Isn't that funny?!

Lots of love.

“Would you get head off a girl who had braces?” “If she was fit… sure!” “OK. Would you kiss a girl after she’d just swallowed your cum?” “Ha ha. Yeah, why not. A little protein never hurt anyone.” “Hur hur. Right, would you…”

And so on. As I chuckle listening to these two great minds discuss important matters of the cosmos the mobile buzzes. It ( Read more... )

Alright?

I’ve got about as much energy to tell you what I got up to this holiday as you have to hear about it. Cliff walks, beer gardens and jamming inside a nicotine-corrupted barn pretty much sums it up. The bassist left a few days ago and unwittingly gave me his ‘digital-multi-track-recorder’. Since Velouria, my electric guitar, was broken, I ( Read more... )

I return back from London (which was astronomical by the by) to find that my 'home' has turned into a goddam drug-den:

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