It's been a month since her surgery. They got everything they were looking for, and she's even off the post-surgery oxycodone.

Healthy people should not be allowed into medical school.
If you're in pain you need to be treated by Greg House.

...although medical Brahmanism has done its best ( Read more... )

As Mrs. is technically the abbreviation for Mistress, it should come as no surprise that Drs. is the abbreviation for Distress.

http://quirkytizzy.livejournal.com/1054170.html

As President I shall order the Attorney-General to leave no stone unturned in gathering proof that the "doctors" who talk about Pain Management are in fact moles for the Christian Scientists.

You know, given that the source of my LJ account title is from Doctor Who, and in light of my proposed 2020 Presidential campaign, I am mildly surprised and a little disappointed that nobody has yet put these two concepts together and said:

"Run, you clever boy."

When I am President I will form a Special Flounder Squad to deal with doctors who practice by rote but have poor memories.

CHANGE ONE THING AND YOU GET:

"Lots of crazy stupid people are using clotting factors when they don't need them, and there have been overdoses and some people become dependent on it, so we're going to treat your hemophilia with what we call Bleeding Management to keep it down to a level we can live with."