it was below freezing and incessantly snowing Saturday. we took photos outside ( Read more... )

How can you forget about someone who your best friend or one of your best freidns, asked you to talk to because you could relate on the depression and suicidal ideation (and/or attempts)?  How could you forget that they actually succceeded?  How could you only remember when FB does its morbid birthday reminder for a dead person? How oculd you ( Read more... )

me: brb, gotta pee.

12:32 AM me: i'm out of toilet paper!
  >_<
 Matthew: NOOO
 me: Did you know blood can be fibrous?
 Matthew: this is the worst
  ...and it just got worse
 me: And sometimes, sometimes, there's a long string of blood just...hanging from your vagina?
12:33 AM when you go to the bathroom
  nods
 Matthew: I'm gonna go be a baby and pass out ( Read more... )

Me:
You don't mind if I have Brandon Flower's baby, do you? I mean, just once... :-/
But you I still love completely! :-* ♥ :D
Freebie five, right? Love you!

Matt:
Only if you don't mind me shacking up with monica belluci for 9 months! :D

Me:
Well better her than Salma Hayek so okay!

Me:p.s. It's ten months for a pregnancy but I wouldn't mind ( Read more... )

From Sinfest:


( Read more... )

Thomas: I am curious? Did you participate in slutwalk? You don't seem like a slut. :)
  I was readying your facebook update
  it loked like you've been having a good time with people.
 me: I don't seem like a slut? How do you define a slut?
  I wrote a note about Slutwalk Chicago
21:29 Maybe you should read it, first?
 Thomas: I only saw that you had met ( Read more... )

When it shits, it becomes diarrhea.

There were some good moments this past weekend and Monday, but so much of it was just horrible and nauseating and cry-scream-worthy.

(973): I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
(1-973): Guess she heard her killer coming

I had to groan when I read that. But it's pretty good, off the cuff.