I'M SITTING IN MY BACKYARD ON THE GRASS NEAR THE WILDFLOWER GARDEN WITH MY CATS ( Read more... )

Dear father,

When you are on the phone with someone and they ask what is new in your life, saying "my growth is benign!" is probably not the best answer. I am not always entirely sure what acceptable smalltalk entails, but I am pretty certain it is not that.

Fondly,
Hannah.

p.s. It's a wonder that there is not more wrong with me, honestly.