I find myself wanting to know more about these texts:

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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.

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I'm thinking of hosting monthly dinner parties where some or all of the dishes are vintage recipes that are a bit horror-inducing. The consequences of the dinners would be posted on a blog or compiled into a book.

Would you or anyone you know be interested in attending?

Do you have any family recipes you could contribute to the event?

I had the weirdest dream a couple nights ago. In it I was talking to a woman who claimed to be a Satanist, but her theology merged Mormonism and Scientology. She believed Xenu came from Kolob and was the God that Satan rebelled against. In her theology this made Jesus the obedient son of an intergalactic warlord who murdered billions in a nuclear ( Read more... )

This morning I saw the same woman nearly run over by two different BMWs. An event like that puts the morning annoyances into perspective.

That Can't be Good for the Paint job

Whuffle recently sent me an article about the Giant 'head' found floating in Hudson RiverI was reminded of an incident back in the mid to late 1990's when I was in a mall with my mother. She wanted to get my sister R___ a copy of the Monkees movie "Head" and she kept talking about how she wondered if she should "Just give R___ Head for her birthday," or ( Read more... )

Whenever I hear "STOP" my brain presents me with three, overlapping sentence completions.

"STOP - Hammertime!" (Said by Thor, wielding Mjölnir, while wearing parachute pants.
"STOP - Collaborate and listen!"
"STOP - Or my Mom will shoot!"

Out of context quote:

"You have to help me! My 21 year old daughter has been kidnapped by lesbians and pagans!"

"And...?"

Completely unrelated accident:

I drove into the office today, spending some time in Cambridge on a road with a bicycle lane. There were occasional bicyclists using it. There was a jogger who decided leave the sidewalk, cut behind a ( Read more... )

I was bringing lunch to Whuffle when I saw the following ( Read more... )

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My son is a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

My sisters were fans of My Little Pony the first time it came around.

This means I know far more about My Little Pony in its various incarnations than I want to. Last night marked the third night in the last few days that I had a dream featuring a mashup of MLP:FIM and MLP:Classic. The plot in ( Read more... )