I want to know the backstories

[halleyscomet]

I find myself wanting to know more about these texts:

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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.

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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.

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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'