Okay, I love the TV Tropes wiki. I just read
this entry.
THE PUNS! LOOK AT ALL THOSE PUNS! I love it!
Now, when I muse to myself that, as much as I love Kaworu/Shinji, it probably exists simply because Gainax wants to sell merchandise to yaoi fangirls, I have a name for it! Kaworu/Shinji is A MERCHANT SHIP!
*amused beyond all reason*