Either 'Fuck You Nigger' Guy is back, or the complex next door is a complete social wash ( Read more... )

I think 'Fuck You Nigger' guy is back ( Read more... )

Dear BB&T,

I am writing to inform you that I hate you.

When you say that my available balance reflects pending transactions then I take it to mean that it reflects pending transactions. Allow me to clarify for you what the word 'pending' means. Pending, as defined by the dictionary is an adjective. It means 'about to take place.' A good synonym ( Read more... )

Apparently there needs to be a list.

1. People whose entire conversation consists of sentances beginning with the word 'I'.Now, I've heard every possible arguement for why this trait does not in fact make one a self-centered person. Usually they're some variation of: Well, when I *insert childhood trauma/family quirk/some other whiny self ( Read more... )

All right, let's try this again...

Today I am feeling decidedly less menstrual and thus feel up to making a more comprehensive post.

JOB

( Cut for God Complexes, PMS, and Rampant Fuckwittage )

In all honesty, I am just this side of going nuts and killing everyone in this building.

... or maybe just two of them.

Namely, the two that are keeping up that atonal tuneless I-don't-know-what-except-that-its-not-singing-and-not-humming. Yes, Certain People are working this weekend and apparently they've subverted a friend ( Read more... )