I realize I've not posted much aside from jokes, memes, and useless banter about Warcraft (omfg Bolshka is such a badass). For that, my gentle readers, I apologize. I have neglected my fanbase ( Read more... )

I'd like to share with whoever tried to steal my family name to make a credit application an excerpt from Tycho Brahe's clever and, albeit, disturbing writing.

If I find who you are, wretched criminal man-thing, my vengeance shall be thus:
… when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black ( Read more... )

I arrived at work this morning to see lines of fire trucks and ambulances streaming down the road. Houston had it's day of flaming infamy not long ago when an a business complex caught alight from arson, lives were lost ( Read more... )

The weekend proved relaxing, albeit a touch soggy. In terms of the hallowed Day of Fathers, I was delighted to have a hand-drawn card from my son detailing all the things he'd miss if I was gone - the funniest of which was the LBL (long, boring lectures ( Read more... )

If news hasn't reached you as to my current situation at work, there is a certain measure of discontent to be spoken of. I've been pretty much "on call" 24/7 since February - logging in mornings to check streams, going to work, going home, logging in from there ( Read more... )

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Another rough day to top off a series of rough weeks. Another weekend working and pouring over data. Meh. I'm not letting it get me down much, though… not this time. My dearest, darling, devoted, and gorgeous wife has been a bastion of strength - her kind smile and sound advice sallies me forth. So, with that aside, here's what's up ( Read more... )

Ever since we procured the bundle of oddity and cuteness that is my son's cat, another of our feline entrouge has made it clear that he must have his territorial boundaries. Dear Paidran took little Naruto under his wing, teaching him the fine art of pouncing, floofing, and kicking ass. On the side Paidran began to moonlight as a ninja-sprayer, ( Read more... )

I'm going to take a moment to rant, I've had it for the day and it's only 10:30! Is it just me? From the moment I woke up people act like they hear what I say but they just don't COMPREHEND ( Read more... )

I figured this Valentine's Day would be a bit more sober than ususal, boy was I wrong. I woke up this morning to find a small bouquet of roses crafted entirely from electic tape and duct tape. Thoughtful, creative, and downright hilarious. Considering my lady is allergic to all things adhesive, this was quite a sacrifice. I AM IMPRESSED. I ( Read more... )