I'll get all my venting out of the way first.

Well, I got eliminated in the last round of vampirelims. I can't say that I'm surprised. Each week, they eliminated two icon makers. I'm still a little disappointed but I'm just proud of myself that I finally did a lims and that I didn't do half bad ( Read more... )

Names have been omitted to protect the dumb ( Read more... )

I'm awake.
I don't necessarily want to be awake.
The coyotes are yipping outside and both of my dogs HOUNDS are going ape-shit over here.
Yes, the damn thing is somewhere in the front yard but the front yard is about three acres by six acres. The window is shut but, its like dueling freakin' banjos here right now ( Read more... )

I'm just posting like crazy today.

If you try a door, and it doesn't budge, why would you try it over and over again? For several minutes? I hear you outside talking. You can push the door all you want but its LOCKED and it will stay locked until 1:00.

OK?
Thank you.
Bye bye now.

So, this woman just came in our office. She’s a client and she’s nice enough. HOWEVER, every single time she comes in, she stays for at least two hours and sometimes longer. So, my plan for lunch today was to stay in, watch Dexter and pay a bill or two. If she is still here in 45 minutes, my plan is shot. Each episode of Dexter is 53 minutes ( Read more... )

My boss asked me yesterday if today was "Bring Buster to Work Day" so today I brought my puppy so everyone could see how big he has gotten.

This guy is back. I’m trying not to be too hard on him today since his wife just served him with divorce papers and he seems downtrodden already. I hope he doesn’t piss me off today; I would hate to have ( Read more... )

So, I've been working my ass off on this damn divorce decree for a client that I don't like anyway. I even worked through lunch. I give to him to look over because he has court in, oh *checks time* ten minutes. He tells me, "It's all wrong". I ask him "What, specifically, is wrong?" Because I can fix it. He says "The whole thing. This isn't ( Read more... )

I think some people should be required to have breathalizers installed on their phones. If you are legally drunk, you can only call 911 or a taxi service.

No more drunk dialing for you.

I wish that this man in my office would stop talking. He reminds me of the guy who worked at Tortuga’s with me. You remember? The one I tried to kill in the kitchen. Surely I posted that. *here it is* http://grimmy23.livejournal.com/383554.htmlRead more... )