Review Haikus for May
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
George Lucas now owes
me another eight dollars.
I hate him so much
rating: 2 out of 5 stiff old men in fedoras trying to relive their glory days
Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
The lack of blood might
fool you into thinking that
this is a kids' movie.
rating: 3 out of 5 off-screen decapitations of fairytale creatures
The Pursuit of Happyness
Will and Jaden Smith
take on the white man and his
stock exchange, and win.
rating: 4 out of 5 adorable little-boy afros
Rise: Blood Hunter
Vampires can't die
unless Lucy Liu uses
her magic crossbow!
rating: 2 out of 5 gratuitous boob-shots
Iron Man
Sexy billionaire
designs metal suit that flies
to redeem himself.
rating: 5 out of 5 electric moments of flirtation between Tony Stark and his assistant
George Lucas now owes
me another eight dollars.
I hate him so much
rating: 2 out of 5 stiff old men in fedoras trying to relive their glory days
Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
The lack of blood might
fool you into thinking that
this is a kids' movie.
rating: 3 out of 5 off-screen decapitations of fairytale creatures
The Pursuit of Happyness
Will and Jaden Smith
take on the white man and his
stock exchange, and win.
rating: 4 out of 5 adorable little-boy afros
Rise: Blood Hunter
Vampires can't die
unless Lucy Liu uses
her magic crossbow!
rating: 2 out of 5 gratuitous boob-shots
Iron Man
Sexy billionaire
designs metal suit that flies
to redeem himself.
rating: 5 out of 5 electric moments of flirtation between Tony Stark and his assistant