Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

George Lucas now owes
me another eight dollars.
I hate him so much

rating: 2 out of 5 stiff old men in fedoras trying to relive their glory days

Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

The lack of blood might
fool you into thinking that
this is a kids' movie.

rating: 3 out of 5 off-screen ( Read more... )

Shutter
dead Japanese girl
fails to scare like Samara
ending's not too bad
2/5 fake spirit photos

The Ruins
stupid tourista
if you wander off the path
you will die, dumbass
4/5 man-eating plants

Brazil
one of the best films
i've seen, and appropriate
to the times right now
5/5 fascist dystopian Britains

Event Horizonaccidentally ( Read more... )