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ELLEFOLK!! noelleno June 2 2011, 02:06:08 UTC
BLUE

NAMEYESNO

Yusuke
Best friend for lyfe, loyal (maybe to a fault), supportive, knows the Horrid Backstory rather intimately, extroverted and influential in that respect; influential in a lot of respects.
Why would anyone ever break up the perfect OTP that is Keiko/Yusuke? BLUE SURE WOULDN'T. But if that weren't the major factor, being stupid about romance and being a good 60+ years older counts.

Remus
All the trust. ALL OF IT. An appreciation of silence, quiet moments, touch. Little things to get Blue to actually behave like a normal person. And the hair, if it's cut shorter.
How does I shot romantic love. Also, MY OLDER SELF IS DEEEAD AND EVERYONE'S OLD BEST FRIEND.

Baroona
Soldierin' kinship, learnin' bout the world all up in here, another fan of quiet times, doesn't fly off the handle with the whole freaky-deaky powers thing.
Still a lot of awkward because of the whole freaky-deaky powers thing, though. Also still doesn't know how to shot romance. Also age. Also ugh cigarette smoke...

Hiei
Fiercely loyal and attentive, a ( ... )

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noelleno June 2 2011, 03:33:05 UTC
JAIME

NOMBREBUENONO BUENO

Abby
Beautiful, the funniest ever, always a blast to be around, complete trust, totally comfortable with her all the time, best underwear, digs the beard, ticklish.
I'd say nothing but if I have to sit through Princess and the Frog again...

Kory
A total knockout, and her personality totally negates the intimidation factor that comes with being said knockout. Teammate! And pretty chill to hang out with for the most part.
Desperately needs to be introduced to clothes, especially when hugging, yeah...also wherefore art thou :(

Tim
It's cool when your boss is also a best bud, especially when they're ok with the cheesy jokes and just hanging out (even if he requires dragging tooth and nail to such things at times)...
But he's a dude and seriously come on.

Kate
Hot and hilarious, totally like those chicks back in high school he could only admire from afar except a lot less superficial than all that.
Not his type because his type is Abby thx.

ZELGADIS

+PROS-

Terra
Durrhurr gurlfrand...with a tendency to ( ... )

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speedofnaked June 2 2011, 03:58:19 UTC
... Not expecting that many pros.

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notadartboard June 2 2011, 03:51:28 UTC
But we love through yelling, Giselle. Really.

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pacifisted June 2 2011, 02:06:11 UTC

NAMEPROSCONS

Quatre
Blond, very intelligent, and attractive.
A romantic, cultured, and an artist/musician.
Knows me better than I know myself sometimes.
...Unusual usage of empathic feedback loops.
Kind-hearted, patient, and helps me grow as a person.
Understands the world we came from and what it did.
That smile.
Let me come back.
Constantinople.
Is an admirable person and a pacifist, in his way.

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Hiruma
Blond, intelligent, and attractive.
Good shot, great hunter.
Interesting bed partner.
Pacifist, in his own way.
Surprisingly, a good suit pilot.
Stories about football are entertaining.
Forced me out of my boundaries.
Not Quatre.
Not here.

Bakura
...White hair, fairly intelligent, moderately attractive.
Kind-hearted, good cook, and has saved my ass multiple times.
Understands losing a sister.
Treats me like a normal person.

Not Quatre ( ... )

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noelleno June 2 2011, 03:45:43 UTC
LMAO TROWA YOUR LIFE...

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this chart is not at all serious broderickwho June 2 2011, 02:06:39 UTC

NAMEPROSCONS

Mothra
Am monster.
Some of times is help me.
Colors.
Strong! (But not strong as me.)
Come back to life all times, so can kill all times too.
Not is... too ugly for ugly human.

Stupid bug.
Is swim-worm as baby.
Always think am better than me.
Worm baby bites tail! Is hurt.
Cocoon thing sticky and ugly.
Wings get in way everything.
I not reproduce anyway.

Tokyo
All-times am rebuild self.
Lots of buildings to push.
Good energy for eating.
Humans am scream name, flee!
Got crush on! Ho ho ho. Is joke. YOU LAUGH! This, I say.
Humans make attack at me.
Not always win battles this place.
Get tired same thing, need see new cities.
Am make dead things come back.

New York City
Nothing! I not go there. Only stupid cousin go.
Bad smell. Stupid humans. Not want.

Me
King!
Dead.

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killyoudead June 2 2011, 02:07:37 UTC
SETTING SPACE SAVING ROOTS HERE

EVEN THOUGH I THINK MOST OF MINE ARE STILL THE SAME OH WELL

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speedofnaked June 2 2011, 03:23:43 UTC





Zelgadis Greywords
● We're actually dating (????)
● He doesn't care that I'm a monster
● He looks out for me
● Goes out of his way to cheer me up
● Puts up with my problems
● Is the person I care about most
✖ Rock & Wire combo is my fault
✖ Moods are hard to read
✖ Rarely expresses preferences
✖ Our collective guilt is horrifying
✖ Worried he's only in it because I was upset
✖ I'm terrified of ruining everything

Keith Anyan
● Loved me once
● My age-him was attracted to me
● Still cares about me
● It wouldn't be impossible to try again
✖ I don't think I can love him again

Spidey
● Claims not to care about the monster thing?
● Friendly
● Looks out for me
✖ I have no idea who he is, still
✖ The crowd problem...
✖ Completely different worlds

Squall Leonheart
● Knew me in another world
● Similar backgrounds, similar problems
● I feel a connection to him
✖ Not sure if he trusts me
✖ Not sure if I trust him
✖ $20 says he'll try to kill me

Trowa Barton
● Similar in a lot of ways
● Probably more than I know about
● He ( ... )

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ilovecorpses June 2 2011, 03:48:00 UTC
At least there's no Edgar.

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speedofnaked June 2 2011, 04:12:22 UTC
Cons: does he even understand the concept of monogamy?

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GOD THIS TABLE IS LONG HE HAS ALL THE CR FOR SOME UNIMAGINABLE REASON swwag June 2 2011, 02:09:25 UTC

NAMEPROSCONSQUADRANT

Edward Nygma
Intelligent, resourceful, clever, and patient. Puts up with Eridan's moods more than anyone else does, and with a lot more grace. Not that bad of a moirail when he tries, either. He never lies. Eridan is loyal to him. The vicious need to overcome his blood color handicap (in Eridan's opinion) and to generally come out on top is impressive and Eridan would admire him...
...if he could stand Eddie most of the time. Eridan calls Eddie his kismoirail when he thinks Eddie can't hear him. He also routinely attempts to cut up and terrify his moirail, usually for mentioning Feferi. Eddie is a manipulative bastard towards everyone, including Eridan. More of an adult human male lusus figure than anything, and he's not even that good at it. Has five million and a half kismeses.
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(legitimate)

Zatanna Zatara
Also intelligent, Eddie says she's powerful with whatever claptrap fauxmagic nonsense she uses. Is noticeably good at pissing him off, and seems to really enjoy it. Good at banter. Prime witchy kismesal ( ... )

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swwag June 2 2011, 02:51:34 UTC

NAMEPROSCONSQUADRANT

James Bond
Cool. Knows what he's talking about. Loves and is good at pissing Eddie off to a level Eridan isn't capable of yet, though he would like to be. Super secretive. Is actually halfway decent to him pretty much all of the time, which is extremely rare in people that actually know him. So cool.
Is stalking his kismesis with Gamzee. Thinks it's adorable. Is still his moirail's enemy and possible kismesis, meaning he can never really trust him fully and may very well be trying to get into his good graces only to get information. If that's true, he will probably have to die. Way cooler than Eridan will ever be.
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(tentative,
illegitimate)

Rose Lalonde
Would make an amazing kismesis. Has been keeping her witchy horrorterror bullshit on the down-low, meaning he hasn't had to deal with it. Isn't raising any cults to the worship of horrorterrors that he knows of. Is actually pretty agreeable sometimes, and good for intelligent conversation. Helps him with his relationships when he goes crying to respectfully ( ... )

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god help me I'll say when I'm through swwag June 2 2011, 02:52:38 UTC

NAMEPROSCONSQUADRANT

Kanaya Maryam
Uh
Killed. Him. Self-righteous. Won't just get the fuck over that whole homicide/genocide thing already gosh hold a grudge why don't you. Is going to try and kill him again. Won't stay dead. Hates him so goddamn much. He hates her so goddamn much. Blackflirting all over him. Eddie likes her. He sees enough green on a daily basis without having to read her text. She drank his blood.
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[illegitimate]

Feferi Peixes
Perfect in every way. He still wants her and probably always will until he kills her. Fishy, funny, beautiful, and her blood color kicks more ass than his does. Empress. She's talking to him again. She mentioned being willing to possibly fix their moirallegiance, even though he's got a new one already. Eddie severely dislikes her and disapproves of them talking.
She still doesn't like him anymore. He kills her and she knows it. They don't call her Her Imperial Conchdescension for nothing. Still with that dirty shitblood matesprit of hers. Eddie severely dislikes her and disapproves of ( ... )

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tastesrainbows June 2 2011, 04:50:23 UTC
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