GOD THIS TABLE IS LONG HE HAS ALL THE CR FOR SOME UNIMAGINABLE REASONswwagJune 2 2011, 02:09:25 UTC
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Edward Nygma Intelligent, resourceful, clever, and patient. Puts up with Eridan's moods more than anyone else does, and with a lot more grace. Not that bad of a moirail when he tries, either. He never lies. Eridan is loyal to him. The vicious need to overcome his blood color handicap (in Eridan's opinion) and to generally come out on top is impressive and Eridan would admire him... ...if he could stand Eddie most of the time. Eridan calls Eddie his kismoirail when he thinks Eddie can't hear him. He also routinely attempts to cut up and terrify his moirail, usually for mentioning Feferi. Eddie is a manipulative bastard towards everyone, including Eridan. More of an adult human male lusus figure than anything, and he's not even that good at it. Has five million and a half kismeses. <> (legitimate)
Zatanna Zatara Also intelligent, Eddie says she's powerful with whatever claptrap fauxmagic nonsense she uses. Is noticeably good at pissing him off, and seems to really enjoy it. Good at banter. Prime witchy kismesal
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James Bond Cool. Knows what he's talking about. Loves and is good at pissing Eddie off to a level Eridan isn't capable of yet, though he would like to be. Super secretive. Is actually halfway decent to him pretty much all of the time, which is extremely rare in people that actually know him. So cool. Is stalking his kismesis with Gamzee. Thinks it's adorable. Is still his moirail's enemy and possible kismesis, meaning he can never really trust him fully and may very well be trying to get into his good graces only to get information. If that's true, he will probably have to die. Way cooler than Eridan will ever be. <> (tentative, illegitimate)
Rose Lalonde Would make an amazing kismesis. Has been keeping her witchy horrorterror bullshit on the down-low, meaning he hasn't had to deal with it. Isn't raising any cults to the worship of horrorterrors that he knows of. Is actually pretty agreeable sometimes, and good for intelligent conversation. Helps him with his relationships when he goes crying to respectfully
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god help me I'll say when I'm throughswwagJune 2 2011, 02:52:38 UTC
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Kanaya Maryam Uh Killed. Him. Self-righteous. Won't just get the fuck over that whole homicide/genocide thing already gosh hold a grudge why don't you. Is going to try and kill him again. Won't stay dead. Hates him so goddamn much. He hates her so goddamn much. Blackflirting all over him. Eddie likes her. He sees enough green on a daily basis without having to read her text. She drank his blood. <3< [illegitimate]
Feferi Peixes Perfect in every way. He still wants her and probably always will until he kills her. Fishy, funny, beautiful, and her blood color kicks more ass than his does. Empress. She's talking to him again. She mentioned being willing to possibly fix their moirallegiance, even though he's got a new one already. Eddie severely dislikes her and disapproves of them talking. She still doesn't like him anymore. He kills her and she knows it. They don't call her Her Imperial Conchdescension for nothing. Still with that dirty shitblood matesprit of hers. Eddie severely dislikes her and disapproves of
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No I Do Not Appreciate Your Belief That This Merits A Quadrant You Are Disgusting And Clingy And Male Youre Mistaken If You Believe There Is Any Black Solicitation Occurring On This End
wwell i KNOWW that god kan i got a kismesis better than you anywway its just youre flirtin somethin fierce here evven if you dont quite rightly knoww it yet
It Isnt Flirting But Then Of Course You Misinterpret Any Glance In Your General Direction As Flirtation It Isnt Even Angering Or A Thing Deserving Of Hate Its Merely Tiresome
Aradia Megido Deals with him sometimes. Doesn't overtly dislike him. Robots are chill? Subtly dislikes him. Has that whole kismatesprit thing going on with Equius. A gutterblood is always a gutterblood no matter if you put fake creepy robot blood in them, Equius. -
Selina Kyle Seems nice, easy to talk to, knows shit about Eddie. Doesn't know her well enough to know where he stands with her. Won't tell him the shit she knows about Eddie. -
Lust Talks to him, makes Eddie's life hard, not human which is +10k points in whether or not he likes them. Possible target of his bangin' matespritship swooning skills sometime in the future? god no that's hideous how HIGH do you have to BE ONE OF EDDIE'S FIVE GODDAMN THOUSAND KISMESISSHIPS. Seems villainous. Would probably manipulate and then kill the shit out of him to get at Eddie. -
Yoite Good for manual labor, easy to talk at, feels the pain of lost scarves better than his no good moirail does. Doesn't know him well at all. -
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Edward Nygma
Intelligent, resourceful, clever, and patient. Puts up with Eridan's moods more than anyone else does, and with a lot more grace. Not that bad of a moirail when he tries, either. He never lies. Eridan is loyal to him. The vicious need to overcome his blood color handicap (in Eridan's opinion) and to generally come out on top is impressive and Eridan would admire him...
...if he could stand Eddie most of the time. Eridan calls Eddie his kismoirail when he thinks Eddie can't hear him. He also routinely attempts to cut up and terrify his moirail, usually for mentioning Feferi. Eddie is a manipulative bastard towards everyone, including Eridan. More of an adult human male lusus figure than anything, and he's not even that good at it. Has five million and a half kismeses.
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Zatanna Zatara
Also intelligent, Eddie says she's powerful with whatever claptrap fauxmagic nonsense she uses. Is noticeably good at pissing him off, and seems to really enjoy it. Good at banter. Prime witchy kismesal ( ... )
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James Bond
Cool. Knows what he's talking about. Loves and is good at pissing Eddie off to a level Eridan isn't capable of yet, though he would like to be. Super secretive. Is actually halfway decent to him pretty much all of the time, which is extremely rare in people that actually know him. So cool.
Is stalking his kismesis with Gamzee. Thinks it's adorable. Is still his moirail's enemy and possible kismesis, meaning he can never really trust him fully and may very well be trying to get into his good graces only to get information. If that's true, he will probably have to die. Way cooler than Eridan will ever be.
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Rose Lalonde
Would make an amazing kismesis. Has been keeping her witchy horrorterror bullshit on the down-low, meaning he hasn't had to deal with it. Isn't raising any cults to the worship of horrorterrors that he knows of. Is actually pretty agreeable sometimes, and good for intelligent conversation. Helps him with his relationships when he goes crying to respectfully ( ... )
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Kanaya Maryam
Uh
Killed. Him. Self-righteous. Won't just get the fuck over that whole homicide/genocide thing already gosh hold a grudge why don't you. Is going to try and kill him again. Won't stay dead. Hates him so goddamn much. He hates her so goddamn much. Blackflirting all over him. Eddie likes her. He sees enough green on a daily basis without having to read her text. She drank his blood.
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Feferi Peixes
Perfect in every way. He still wants her and probably always will until he kills her. Fishy, funny, beautiful, and her blood color kicks more ass than his does. Empress. She's talking to him again. She mentioned being willing to possibly fix their moirallegiance, even though he's got a new one already. Eddie severely dislikes her and disapproves of them talking.
She still doesn't like him anymore. He kills her and she knows it. They don't call her Her Imperial Conchdescension for nothing. Still with that dirty shitblood matesprit of hers. Eddie severely dislikes her and disapproves of ( ... )
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You Are Disgusting And Clingy And Male
Youre Mistaken If You Believe There Is Any Black Solicitation Occurring On This End
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i got a kismesis better than you anywway its just youre flirtin somethin fierce here evven if you dont quite rightly knoww it yet
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But Then Of Course You Misinterpret Any Glance In Your General Direction As Flirtation
It Isnt Even Angering Or A Thing Deserving Of Hate
Its Merely Tiresome
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Aradia Megido
Deals with him sometimes. Doesn't overtly dislike him. Robots are chill?
Subtly dislikes him. Has that whole kismatesprit thing going on with Equius. A gutterblood is always a gutterblood no matter if you put fake creepy robot blood in them, Equius.
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Selina Kyle
Seems nice, easy to talk to, knows shit about Eddie.
Doesn't know her well enough to know where he stands with her. Won't tell him the shit she knows about Eddie.
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Lust
Talks to him, makes Eddie's life hard, not human which is +10k points in whether or not he likes them. Possible target of his bangin' matespritship swooning skills sometime in the future? god no that's hideous how HIGH do you have to BE
ONE OF EDDIE'S FIVE GODDAMN THOUSAND KISMESISSHIPS. Seems villainous. Would probably manipulate and then kill the shit out of him to get at Eddie.
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Yoite
Good for manual labor, easy to talk at, feels the pain of lost scarves better than his no good moirail does.
Doesn't know him well at all.
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Lyra
Asks questions about him that he's ( ... )
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WHY
WHY
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ANYWAY VRISKA IS GOING TO BE A DEALBREAKER
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wait yes it can
and will
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and lust will stand in the background, fingers steepled
laughing
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god that would be hilarious though
so hilarious i could puke all over the keyboard but in a funny way
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HE LOVES THE CONTROL, ERIDAN, HE LOVES IT.
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TWELVE
GOOD JOB KISMOIRAIL YOU'RE RULING HIS LIFE AND HE ISN'T EVEN AWARE OF IT
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