GOD THIS TABLE IS LONG HE HAS ALL THE CR FOR SOME UNIMAGINABLE REASONswwagJune 2 2011, 02:09:25 UTC
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Edward Nygma Intelligent, resourceful, clever, and patient. Puts up with Eridan's moods more than anyone else does, and with a lot more grace. Not that bad of a moirail when he tries, either. He never lies. Eridan is loyal to him. The vicious need to overcome his blood color handicap (in Eridan's opinion) and to generally come out on top is impressive and Eridan would admire him... ...if he could stand Eddie most of the time. Eridan calls Eddie his kismoirail when he thinks Eddie can't hear him. He also routinely attempts to cut up and terrify his moirail, usually for mentioning Feferi. Eddie is a manipulative bastard towards everyone, including Eridan. More of an adult human male lusus figure than anything, and he's not even that good at it. Has five million and a half kismeses. <> (legitimate)
Zatanna Zatara Also intelligent, Eddie says she's powerful with whatever claptrap fauxmagic nonsense she uses. Is noticeably good at pissing him off, and seems to really enjoy it. Good at banter. Prime witchy kismesal witch hunt material. Finds him cute. Talks about how she finds him cute. Enjoys pissing him off. Apparently much older than she looks in human years, which would be fine if age didn't equal expeience. Incredibly powerful with whatever claptrap fauxmagic nosense she uses. Claims to be of a race separate from humanity that's based entirely around being magical. Still doesn't know what kismesis is, nor does she seem to care or ever want to be in it with him. <3< [illegitimate]
Felicia Hardy Is nice to him, sometimes treats him nicer than Eddie in front of Eddie, keeps them from killing each other at the brownstone, takes him out for ~*makeovers*~ so people stop laughing at him even though his sense of fashion is the greatest okay shut up, and generally puts up with him when she doesn't have to. She doesn't take shit from him either. Hard to figure out, impossible to actually read in any way whatsoever. They don't have much in common so conversations get sort of awkward if they're not centered around how much of a bastard Eddie's being at that point. If he ever has to kill Eddie, he'll probably have to kill her too. <3 (platonic)
Katurian Katurian Seems easy to manipulate his emotions. Seems nice, or at least agreeable. The kid version of him was a terrific little shit, meaning he's probably still got some of that bastardry somewhere in him. Had the pair to shoot Eddie. He writes some bitchin' stories. Eridan is a jealous little fishbitch and Katurian is getting attention from his moirail that he thinks should be spent arguing pointlessly with him. Seems easy to manipulate in general. Most points garnered from gunning Eddie down are lost when his apparently fragile state is taken into account. <3< [tentative, illegitimate]
James Bond Cool. Knows what he's talking about. Loves and is good at pissing Eddie off to a level Eridan isn't capable of yet, though he would like to be. Super secretive. Is actually halfway decent to him pretty much all of the time, which is extremely rare in people that actually know him. So cool. Is stalking his kismesis with Gamzee. Thinks it's adorable. Is still his moirail's enemy and possible kismesis, meaning he can never really trust him fully and may very well be trying to get into his good graces only to get information. If that's true, he will probably have to die. Way cooler than Eridan will ever be. <> (tentative, illegitimate)
Rose Lalonde Would make an amazing kismesis. Has been keeping her witchy horrorterror bullshit on the down-low, meaning he hasn't had to deal with it. Isn't raising any cults to the worship of horrorterrors that he knows of. Is actually pretty agreeable sometimes, and good for intelligent conversation. Helps him with his relationships when he goes crying to respectfully requests her advice. Still visibly dislikes and is probably measurably disgusted by him and his antics. Thinks he's an idiot. Still has witchy horrorterror bullshit to keep on the down-low in the first place. May or may not have started horrorterror cults. c3< [illegitimate but he thinks it's not]
Ruka Nice enough to talk with him regularly, has a good head on her shoulders, doesn't immediately shoot down the more batshit insane warlord shit he ends up saying, Eddie seems to be on good terms with her. He doesn't know her that well. She probably wouldn't go for matespritship if he mentioned it anyway. <3 (tentative, illegitimate)
Karkat Vantas Used to give him good romantic advice sorta. Dealt with him and his bitching for so long. Is still pretty good at dealing with him, except it's kismesally. Eridan will never think he's anything but blackflirting viciously when they argue. Calls Eridan out for all his bullshit. Stopped giving him advice or even tolerating him. Managed to make himself Gamzee's main target, meaning he pulls away black attention from Eridan himself. Also made himself untouchable this way. Continues to vaguely confuse Eridan with his blackflirting because Eridan will never accept that it's platonic ever ever. <3< [illegitimate]
Jade Harley Sweet, kind, nice to him sometimes, is pretty much one of the other few people who even try to put up with him, viable option for red feelins... ...if she'd stop being so damn naive. Doesn't like anything he likes, including himself and genocide. Probably won't dig the orphaning history either. He thinks she's starting to hate him. Matespritship unlikely. <3 (tentative, illegitimate)
god help me I'll say when I'm throughswwagJune 2 2011, 02:52:38 UTC
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Kanaya Maryam Uh Killed. Him. Self-righteous. Won't just get the fuck over that whole homicide/genocide thing already gosh hold a grudge why don't you. Is going to try and kill him again. Won't stay dead. Hates him so goddamn much. He hates her so goddamn much. Blackflirting all over him. Eddie likes her. He sees enough green on a daily basis without having to read her text. She drank his blood. <3< [illegitimate]
Feferi Peixes Perfect in every way. He still wants her and probably always will until he kills her. Fishy, funny, beautiful, and her blood color kicks more ass than his does. Empress. She's talking to him again. She mentioned being willing to possibly fix their moirallegiance, even though he's got a new one already. Eddie severely dislikes her and disapproves of them talking. She still doesn't like him anymore. He kills her and she knows it. They don't call her Her Imperial Conchdescension for nothing. Still with that dirty shitblood matesprit of hers. Eddie severely dislikes her and disapproves of them talking. Eddie is also incredibly coersive in his "Feferi is ruthlessly manipulating your feelings" argument. They will never actually be matesprits. <3 (unrequited)
Sollux Captor NONE. Lowblood, Feferi's actual matesprit when it should have been them they were fated, rejected his bellicose advances, won that last duel between them and spared his life for extra embarrassment, the hugest nerdy psionic asshole ever, hacked him, stole Feferi away the bastard. Eridan will never think anything different than it was totally Sollux's fault and not his. <3< [unrequited]
Equius Zahhak STRONG. Subservient to royalty? STRONG. Is actually conflicted on who's more worth listening to, Eridan or Gamzee. Probably useless as anything but a servant or pawn. Is now a dirtblood. <3< [tentative, illegitimate]
Gamzee Makara KISMESISCHAN. Hates him. Is easy to hate. They fight all the time anyway. Highest blood around save himself and Feferi. Subjugglator. Possessive of him, which makes Eridan feel wanted. Hates Eddie and wants to mangle him. Hates Karkat and wants to mangle him. Hates everyone and wants to mangle them. Loves killing lowbloods just like Eridan does. Probably gets up to some orphaning of his own. Batshit up the fucking belfry. Eddie hates him and disapproves of this kismesis. Wants to kill Eddie, which would be fine if Eddie wasn't Eridan's moirail. Extremely possessive to the point where even looking in a black manner at another person means severe head trauma. Thinks he's got better blood than the royalbloods. <3< [legitimate]
Vriska Serket ZILCH. Former kismesis. Mocks him for it. Generally a pain in his ass when she decides to hassle him. Kanaya was so totally red for her, meaning he hates her all the more now. <3< [former]
No I Do Not Appreciate Your Belief That This Merits A Quadrant You Are Disgusting And Clingy And Male Youre Mistaken If You Believe There Is Any Black Solicitation Occurring On This End
wwell i KNOWW that god kan i got a kismesis better than you anywway its just youre flirtin somethin fierce here evven if you dont quite rightly knoww it yet
It Isnt Flirting But Then Of Course You Misinterpret Any Glance In Your General Direction As Flirtation It Isnt Even Angering Or A Thing Deserving Of Hate Its Merely Tiresome
Aradia Megido Deals with him sometimes. Doesn't overtly dislike him. Robots are chill? Subtly dislikes him. Has that whole kismatesprit thing going on with Equius. A gutterblood is always a gutterblood no matter if you put fake creepy robot blood in them, Equius. -
Selina Kyle Seems nice, easy to talk to, knows shit about Eddie. Doesn't know her well enough to know where he stands with her. Won't tell him the shit she knows about Eddie. -
Lust Talks to him, makes Eddie's life hard, not human which is +10k points in whether or not he likes them. Possible target of his bangin' matespritship swooning skills sometime in the future? god no that's hideous how HIGH do you have to BE ONE OF EDDIE'S FIVE GODDAMN THOUSAND KISMESISSHIPS. Seems villainous. Would probably manipulate and then kill the shit out of him to get at Eddie. -
Yoite Good for manual labor, easy to talk at, feels the pain of lost scarves better than his no good moirail does. Doesn't know him well at all. -
Lyra Asks questions about him that he's able to go on and on and on about, mostly regarding his royalty. Crazy fakemage illusions bullshit? -
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Edward Nygma
Intelligent, resourceful, clever, and patient. Puts up with Eridan's moods more than anyone else does, and with a lot more grace. Not that bad of a moirail when he tries, either. He never lies. Eridan is loyal to him. The vicious need to overcome his blood color handicap (in Eridan's opinion) and to generally come out on top is impressive and Eridan would admire him...
...if he could stand Eddie most of the time. Eridan calls Eddie his kismoirail when he thinks Eddie can't hear him. He also routinely attempts to cut up and terrify his moirail, usually for mentioning Feferi. Eddie is a manipulative bastard towards everyone, including Eridan. More of an adult human male lusus figure than anything, and he's not even that good at it. Has five million and a half kismeses.
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(legitimate)
Zatanna Zatara
Also intelligent, Eddie says she's powerful with whatever claptrap fauxmagic nonsense she uses. Is noticeably good at pissing him off, and seems to really enjoy it. Good at banter. Prime witchy kismesal witch hunt material. Finds him cute.
Talks about how she finds him cute. Enjoys pissing him off. Apparently much older than she looks in human years, which would be fine if age didn't equal expeience. Incredibly powerful with whatever claptrap fauxmagic nosense she uses. Claims to be of a race separate from humanity that's based entirely around being magical. Still doesn't know what kismesis is, nor does she seem to care or ever want to be in it with him.
<3<
[illegitimate]
Felicia Hardy
Is nice to him, sometimes treats him nicer than Eddie in front of Eddie, keeps them from killing each other at the brownstone, takes him out for ~*makeovers*~ so people stop laughing at him even though his sense of fashion is the greatest okay shut up, and generally puts up with him when she doesn't have to.
She doesn't take shit from him either. Hard to figure out, impossible to actually read in any way whatsoever. They don't have much in common so conversations get sort of awkward if they're not centered around how much of a bastard Eddie's being at that point. If he ever has to kill Eddie, he'll probably have to kill her too.
<3
(platonic)
Katurian Katurian
Seems easy to manipulate his emotions. Seems nice, or at least agreeable. The kid version of him was a terrific little shit, meaning he's probably still got some of that bastardry somewhere in him. Had the pair to shoot Eddie. He writes some bitchin' stories.
Eridan is a jealous little fishbitch and Katurian is getting attention from his moirail that he thinks should be spent arguing pointlessly with him. Seems easy to manipulate in general. Most points garnered from gunning Eddie down are lost when his apparently fragile state is taken into account.
<3<
[tentative,
illegitimate]
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James Bond
Cool. Knows what he's talking about. Loves and is good at pissing Eddie off to a level Eridan isn't capable of yet, though he would like to be. Super secretive. Is actually halfway decent to him pretty much all of the time, which is extremely rare in people that actually know him. So cool.
Is stalking his kismesis with Gamzee. Thinks it's adorable. Is still his moirail's enemy and possible kismesis, meaning he can never really trust him fully and may very well be trying to get into his good graces only to get information. If that's true, he will probably have to die. Way cooler than Eridan will ever be.
<>
(tentative,
illegitimate)
Rose Lalonde
Would make an amazing kismesis. Has been keeping her witchy horrorterror bullshit on the down-low, meaning he hasn't had to deal with it. Isn't raising any cults to the worship of horrorterrors that he knows of. Is actually pretty agreeable sometimes, and good for intelligent conversation. Helps him with his relationships when he goes crying to respectfully requests her advice.
Still visibly dislikes and is probably measurably disgusted by him and his antics. Thinks he's an idiot. Still has witchy horrorterror bullshit to keep on the down-low in the first place. May or may not have started horrorterror cults.
c3<
[illegitimate but he thinks it's not]
Ruka
Nice enough to talk with him regularly, has a good head on her shoulders, doesn't immediately shoot down the more batshit insane warlord shit he ends up saying, Eddie seems to be on good terms with her.
He doesn't know her that well. She probably wouldn't go for matespritship if he mentioned it anyway.
<3
(tentative,
illegitimate)
Karkat Vantas
Used to give him good romantic advice sorta. Dealt with him and his bitching for so long. Is still pretty good at dealing with him, except it's kismesally. Eridan will never think he's anything but blackflirting viciously when they argue.
Calls Eridan out for all his bullshit. Stopped giving him advice or even tolerating him. Managed to make himself Gamzee's main target, meaning he pulls away black attention from Eridan himself. Also made himself untouchable this way. Continues to vaguely confuse Eridan with his blackflirting because Eridan will never accept that it's platonic ever ever.
<3<
[illegitimate]
Jade Harley
Sweet, kind, nice to him sometimes, is pretty much one of the other few people who even try to put up with him, viable option for red feelins...
...if she'd stop being so damn naive. Doesn't like anything he likes, including himself and genocide. Probably won't dig the orphaning history either. He thinks she's starting to hate him. Matespritship unlikely.
<3
(tentative,
illegitimate)
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Kanaya Maryam
Uh
Killed. Him. Self-righteous. Won't just get the fuck over that whole homicide/genocide thing already gosh hold a grudge why don't you. Is going to try and kill him again. Won't stay dead. Hates him so goddamn much. He hates her so goddamn much. Blackflirting all over him. Eddie likes her. He sees enough green on a daily basis without having to read her text. She drank his blood.
<3<
[illegitimate]
Feferi Peixes
Perfect in every way. He still wants her and probably always will until he kills her. Fishy, funny, beautiful, and her blood color kicks more ass than his does. Empress. She's talking to him again. She mentioned being willing to possibly fix their moirallegiance, even though he's got a new one already. Eddie severely dislikes her and disapproves of them talking.
She still doesn't like him anymore. He kills her and she knows it. They don't call her Her Imperial Conchdescension for nothing. Still with that dirty shitblood matesprit of hers. Eddie severely dislikes her and disapproves of them talking. Eddie is also incredibly coersive in his "Feferi is ruthlessly manipulating your feelings" argument. They will never actually be matesprits.
<3
(unrequited)
Sollux Captor
NONE.
Lowblood, Feferi's actual matesprit when it should have been them they were fated, rejected his bellicose advances, won that last duel between them and spared his life for extra embarrassment, the hugest nerdy psionic asshole ever, hacked him, stole Feferi away the bastard. Eridan will never think anything different than it was totally Sollux's fault and not his.
<3<
[unrequited]
Equius Zahhak
STRONG. Subservient to royalty?
STRONG. Is actually conflicted on who's more worth listening to, Eridan or Gamzee. Probably useless as anything but a servant or pawn. Is now a dirtblood.
<3<
[tentative,
illegitimate]
Gamzee Makara
KISMESISCHAN. Hates him. Is easy to hate. They fight all the time anyway. Highest blood around save himself and Feferi. Subjugglator. Possessive of him, which makes Eridan feel wanted. Hates Eddie and wants to mangle him. Hates Karkat and wants to mangle him. Hates everyone and wants to mangle them. Loves killing lowbloods just like Eridan does. Probably gets up to some orphaning of his own. Batshit up the fucking belfry.
Eddie hates him and disapproves of this kismesis. Wants to kill Eddie, which would be fine if Eddie wasn't Eridan's moirail. Extremely possessive to the point where even looking in a black manner at another person means severe head trauma. Thinks he's got better blood than the royalbloods.
<3<
[legitimate]
Vriska Serket
ZILCH.
Former kismesis. Mocks him for it. Generally a pain in his ass when she decides to hassle him. Kanaya was so totally red for her, meaning he hates her all the more now.
<3<
[former]
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You Are Disgusting And Clingy And Male
Youre Mistaken If You Believe There Is Any Black Solicitation Occurring On This End
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i got a kismesis better than you anywway its just youre flirtin somethin fierce here evven if you dont quite rightly knoww it yet
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But Then Of Course You Misinterpret Any Glance In Your General Direction As Flirtation
It Isnt Even Angering Or A Thing Deserving Of Hate
Its Merely Tiresome
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Aradia Megido
Deals with him sometimes. Doesn't overtly dislike him. Robots are chill?
Subtly dislikes him. Has that whole kismatesprit thing going on with Equius. A gutterblood is always a gutterblood no matter if you put fake creepy robot blood in them, Equius.
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Selina Kyle
Seems nice, easy to talk to, knows shit about Eddie.
Doesn't know her well enough to know where he stands with her. Won't tell him the shit she knows about Eddie.
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Lust
Talks to him, makes Eddie's life hard, not human which is +10k points in whether or not he likes them. Possible target of his bangin' matespritship swooning skills sometime in the future? god no that's hideous how HIGH do you have to BE
ONE OF EDDIE'S FIVE GODDAMN THOUSAND KISMESISSHIPS. Seems villainous. Would probably manipulate and then kill the shit out of him to get at Eddie.
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Yoite
Good for manual labor, easy to talk at, feels the pain of lost scarves better than his no good moirail does.
Doesn't know him well at all.
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Lyra
Asks questions about him that he's able to go on and on and on about, mostly regarding his royalty.
Crazy fakemage illusions bullshit?
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WHY
WHY
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ANYWAY VRISKA IS GOING TO BE A DEALBREAKER
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wait yes it can
and will
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and lust will stand in the background, fingers steepled
laughing
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god that would be hilarious though
so hilarious i could puke all over the keyboard but in a funny way
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HE LOVES THE CONTROL, ERIDAN, HE LOVES IT.
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GOOD JOB KISMOIRAIL YOU'RE RULING HIS LIFE AND HE ISN'T EVEN AWARE OF IT
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