James Bond Cool. Knows what he's talking about. Loves and is good at pissing Eddie off to a level Eridan isn't capable of yet, though he would like to be. Super secretive. Is actually halfway decent to him pretty much all of the time, which is extremely rare in people that actually know him. So cool. Is stalking his kismesis with Gamzee. Thinks it's adorable. Is still his moirail's enemy and possible kismesis, meaning he can never really trust him fully and may very well be trying to get into his good graces only to get information. If that's true, he will probably have to die. Way cooler than Eridan will ever be. <> (tentative, illegitimate)
Rose Lalonde Would make an amazing kismesis. Has been keeping her witchy horrorterror bullshit on the down-low, meaning he hasn't had to deal with it. Isn't raising any cults to the worship of horrorterrors that he knows of. Is actually pretty agreeable sometimes, and good for intelligent conversation. Helps him with his relationships when he goes crying to respectfully requests her advice. Still visibly dislikes and is probably measurably disgusted by him and his antics. Thinks he's an idiot. Still has witchy horrorterror bullshit to keep on the down-low in the first place. May or may not have started horrorterror cults. c3< [illegitimate but he thinks it's not]
Ruka Nice enough to talk with him regularly, has a good head on her shoulders, doesn't immediately shoot down the more batshit insane warlord shit he ends up saying, Eddie seems to be on good terms with her. He doesn't know her that well. She probably wouldn't go for matespritship if he mentioned it anyway. <3 (tentative, illegitimate)
Karkat Vantas Used to give him good romantic advice sorta. Dealt with him and his bitching for so long. Is still pretty good at dealing with him, except it's kismesally. Eridan will never think he's anything but blackflirting viciously when they argue. Calls Eridan out for all his bullshit. Stopped giving him advice or even tolerating him. Managed to make himself Gamzee's main target, meaning he pulls away black attention from Eridan himself. Also made himself untouchable this way. Continues to vaguely confuse Eridan with his blackflirting because Eridan will never accept that it's platonic ever ever. <3< [illegitimate]
Jade Harley Sweet, kind, nice to him sometimes, is pretty much one of the other few people who even try to put up with him, viable option for red feelins... ...if she'd stop being so damn naive. Doesn't like anything he likes, including himself and genocide. Probably won't dig the orphaning history either. He thinks she's starting to hate him. Matespritship unlikely. <3 (tentative, illegitimate)
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James Bond
Cool. Knows what he's talking about. Loves and is good at pissing Eddie off to a level Eridan isn't capable of yet, though he would like to be. Super secretive. Is actually halfway decent to him pretty much all of the time, which is extremely rare in people that actually know him. So cool.
Is stalking his kismesis with Gamzee. Thinks it's adorable. Is still his moirail's enemy and possible kismesis, meaning he can never really trust him fully and may very well be trying to get into his good graces only to get information. If that's true, he will probably have to die. Way cooler than Eridan will ever be.
<>
(tentative,
illegitimate)
Rose Lalonde
Would make an amazing kismesis. Has been keeping her witchy horrorterror bullshit on the down-low, meaning he hasn't had to deal with it. Isn't raising any cults to the worship of horrorterrors that he knows of. Is actually pretty agreeable sometimes, and good for intelligent conversation. Helps him with his relationships when he goes crying to respectfully requests her advice.
Still visibly dislikes and is probably measurably disgusted by him and his antics. Thinks he's an idiot. Still has witchy horrorterror bullshit to keep on the down-low in the first place. May or may not have started horrorterror cults.
c3<
[illegitimate but he thinks it's not]
Ruka
Nice enough to talk with him regularly, has a good head on her shoulders, doesn't immediately shoot down the more batshit insane warlord shit he ends up saying, Eddie seems to be on good terms with her.
He doesn't know her that well. She probably wouldn't go for matespritship if he mentioned it anyway.
<3
(tentative,
illegitimate)
Karkat Vantas
Used to give him good romantic advice sorta. Dealt with him and his bitching for so long. Is still pretty good at dealing with him, except it's kismesally. Eridan will never think he's anything but blackflirting viciously when they argue.
Calls Eridan out for all his bullshit. Stopped giving him advice or even tolerating him. Managed to make himself Gamzee's main target, meaning he pulls away black attention from Eridan himself. Also made himself untouchable this way. Continues to vaguely confuse Eridan with his blackflirting because Eridan will never accept that it's platonic ever ever.
<3<
[illegitimate]
Jade Harley
Sweet, kind, nice to him sometimes, is pretty much one of the other few people who even try to put up with him, viable option for red feelins...
...if she'd stop being so damn naive. Doesn't like anything he likes, including himself and genocide. Probably won't dig the orphaning history either. He thinks she's starting to hate him. Matespritship unlikely.
<3
(tentative,
illegitimate)
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