The best ending to a club night ever:

3 people standing on a lit up disco dancefloor, riding a massive "k" which was stolen from the Hackney City Farm sign, all covered in chocolate cake, whilst someone dressed in a tribal toga and a German flag rubs them with a chilled pigs hoof.

And thats why everyone should have come to Supermodel.
Hot.

I'm drawing a total blank on Christmas. I have no idea what to get anyone and I've only bought half of 1 present ( Read more... )

Last week, I was at work when I familiar face walked in which I couldn't place. It drove me mad for a bit until I figured out that it was almost certainly Mr Sam Bridger of Chineapples/.org fame. Needless to say, I got moved to a different building for the rest of the week and didn't see him again to confirm (or not) my suspicions ( Read more... )

Yesterday, my ulitmate gay boyfriend, Gok Wan came into work to do his voice over work for How To Look Good Naked. 
Whilst the dubbing mixer was ordering a big round of mince pies and beverages, Gok shouts "I want a doberman!" so I printed off a crappy b/w picture of a doberman from google images and gave it to him (along with his pie and lemon and ( Read more... )

Here's a handy tip for you and the family ( Read more... )

This weekend, I payed a visit to Great Missenden ( Read more... )

Hmmm. I feel weird ( Read more... )

 I just walked past Julian Barrett, Noel Fielding and Richard Ayoade having a conversation in the street and my world ended.

Yesterday, a man stopped me in the street and asked if he could buy me lunch because I was so intensely beautiful.


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Today, Oxford Street and had a powercut.

I was chatting rubbish to someone and thought a lightbulb had blown, then went back to look at my computer and the screen was dead. Then went outside to see people spilling out of edit suitets shouting "what the fuck??". Alarms were blaring all down the road and the traffic lights (the ones at the main ( Read more... )