Alright, alright. What dog dragged that smell in?

Spike, if this is one of those herbal medicine things of yours, I'm kicking you out.

Ugh, I can't even take a bath without smelling it. Just how does this place expect me to get anything done these days? If it's not one thing, it's another ( Read more... )

Do I honestly look like the type to play games?

How do I keep getting myself into these things? Am I constantly cursed, is that? I didn't do anything to deserve this lot in life! My record is clean! I've made peace! Or something like that.My life is over, I'm sure of it. This is the end ( Read more... )

Well, the blood's up. For better or worse, I guess. Thanks to tall, dark, and vaguely homicidal.

And Ed, if you don't get that thing out of the house I'll drain it. It was eating the couch this morning.

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So, what, do we just wait? Hope for the best and all that shit? I'm not really good with being patient.

Besides, if Spike was right about ( Read more... )

Hey, Ed, wherever you are, I've got something good ( Read more... )

Honestly, I take a nap for a little while and you all completely lose your minds.

I'm not half as interested as you people probably think about what's going on in those little brains of yours, so could you please just keep it to yourself?

Oh. Right:

Has anyone seen Edward? I might have... kicked her out asked her to leave when that lust curse ( Read more... )

Just so you know, Kitty Jones and I will not be flashing any of you for beads tonight. Nope. Uh uh. Nossiry.

Well... Jones might, but that's just because she can't hold her liquor. Stupid woman.

There's lots of cake over here. I found a baby in one of them. Can't remember what that means. Good luck? Bad luck? Something else? Doesn't matter that ( Read more... )

( Private//Hackable if you want it, since Ed isn't around to fix it )