My god. Do wonders never cease?

And you people say I'm a complainer. Somehow, I think you'll survive a couple doors opening all by themselves and some complex computer bacterias or whatever ( Read more... )

Jet's here. I was hoping... Stupid idiot. Word to the wise: don't go near him if you want to stay alive. Trust me. I can't believe it.

And would you look what else the dog dragged in.

I knew I was holding onto those pillows for something besides sleep.

( private to Spike | unhackable )

So, City. You send me to some goddamn backwater town with monsters... spitting at me and fog of all things, and then you drag me back to thunderstorms and Christmas in June.

What do you want me to say, here? Other than make up your mind. Do you want me here or not? Jeez. I've said it before and I'll say it again: there are just too many people ( Read more... )

( private to Edward // unhackable )

Good job making idiots of yourselves yesterday. At least I was laughing.

Hmm...

So I heard these plagues end badly.

Anyone got any bug spray? Or lambs' blood?

Apparently we need some.

( private to Spike and Gren // viewable to Edward )

You know, I knew something stupid like this was going to happen. Again. I swear I need to stop being so damn social with all you people. Talk about having it easier on your own. You're all nothing but trouble. Every single one of you ( Read more... )

Dinosaurs, huh? And here I thought I'd seen everything.

I wonder if Ed could take one...

It's too quiet around here, though. Where is everyone? Dead?

Honestly, I take a nap for a little while and you all completely lose your minds.

I'm not half as interested as you people probably think about what's going on in those little brains of yours, so could you please just keep it to yourself?

Oh. Right:

Has anyone seen Edward? I might have... kicked her out asked her to leave when that lust curse ( Read more... )

EDWARD!

I told you that you couldn't blow shit up. TOLD YOU. This has to be your fault. THERE IS NO OTHER WAY IT--

GAH!

LOOK AT MY APARTMENT!

There's glass everywhere! The entire wall of my bedroom is blown out! And it's freezing outside!

You better run fast, kid, or you're gonna get blown up, too.

I'll be out in the Square, if you want me. ( Read more... )

You have got to be kidding me!

EDWARD!

Are you out of your mind? OUT. OF. YOUR. MIND? You can't just blow things up. Ugh, where is Jet when you need him? I should throttle you for making me even question that!As for the rest of you, I'd stay away from her if I were you. Not that I'm concerned, but if you hurt her you're likely to find anything ( Read more... )