( Private to Spike | unhackable )

You people are a bunch of idiots.

Honestly. Using the excuse of a curse to cover up all your perverted fetishes and fantasies. You guys are sick.

I, for one, am disgusted with all of you. Keep that shit to yourselves.

...Wonder where I can get more chocolate.

( private to Vash | unhackable )

I'M DYING!

God, someone put me out of my misery. I'm too young to die of this!

You, I need more pillows. You, where are you? You, this is your fault. And you... get the bucket.

And I swear, if I see one more rat, I'll put it on a fucking stake and roast it in the Square.

[ooc; in all actuality, pretty ill. but you can't have Faye-Faye be ( Read more... )

WHAT THE HELL?

Seriously. WHAT THE HELL?

First you give me a fucking cat. Then you tell me I have to get a job. Now my apartment is oozing.

WHAT. THE. HELL?

Someone's about to die. Who's it gonna be?

( private to Wolfwood | unhackable )

LISTEN UP!!

You see THIS GUY? He's mine. I knew about his little six hundred billion bounty SIX HUNDRED BILLION from the beginning, so I've got the right to the price on his head.

If any of you other idiots touch him, you'll have me to deal with.

Any questions?

SIX HUNDRED BILLION.

Oh, and BY THE WAY: you two are dead.

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I'm thinking of a wardrobe change, since the shorts aren't really appropriate.

How's this:


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Just an fyi to all you people actually eating that thing:

Munch on the dog running around in there and you might get shot. Not that I care, but I'm not about to listen to Edward bitch and moan because her dog ended up acting like an after-dinner mint.

( Private to Jareth )

( Private to Vash // unhackable )

See now, this is exactly why women are the stronger sex. Men are nothing but complete babies. I swear, it's always whine, whine, whine, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Speaking of whining, could you all cut it out with the alcohol gifts? I get it, okay. Keep it to your damn self and start showing your appreciation in other ways.

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Do I honestly look like the type to play games?

How do I keep getting myself into these things? Am I constantly cursed, is that? I didn't do anything to deserve this lot in life! My record is clean! I've made peace! Or something like that.My life is over, I'm sure of it. This is the end ( Read more... )