Mrs. Hatch (at the top of the stairs): Mary! Mary! Who's down there with you ( Read more... )

Continuing in my "slowest meme-partaker ever" vein, here's this one: When you see this on your f-list, quote Shakespeare ( Read more... )

"As so often happens with God, he gets eaten by a giant fish and spat out on the shore near Ninevah."--from today's sermon ( Read more... )

( Well, for starters, it's Yom Kippur. )

Today I saw, in three separate locations, butter pats stuck to walls (or rather, the wrappers for butter pats. I assume they were stuck to the walls using the butter pats themselves for a glue-type thing). One was on the outside of a restaurant, and two were on the outsides of dorms. They were quite some distance from each other, and one was ( Read more... )

Last weekend was B-Con, our annual gaming convention.  It was a lot of fun.  I got to play Munchkin, Star Munchkin, and Munchkin Fu.  Some interesting conversations:

Player I don't know: I think I'll turn in my...
Will (in a different conversation): Nuts!

Me: I'm up against the Male Chauvinist Pig.  He's +5 against females.
Will: But I'm not sure ( Read more... )

arianadawnhawk (on the phone with lordxeen): Let me guess--the topic of the day was nude beaches.

arianadawnhawk (on the phone with lordxeen): So I'm a gay robot.

Me: Okay, where did I put Macbeth's head?

Me (in an email to hwaet): You made me laugh a whole lot, which was bad because I'm in the library.
hwaet (replying to said email): I am happy to ( Read more... )

hwaet [sewing a dress]: Every time I don't have to rip out a seam...
gg_83: An angel gets its wings?
hwaet: Pretty much, yeah.

arianadawnhawk [in the middle of another sentence]: Ooh, I have beads!
(For those who don't know her, this is akin to Bill Gates saying, "Ooh, I have money!")

arianadawnhawk: No, we do NOT draw stick genitalia!
(She had to draw stick figures for Life drawing.  ( Read more... )