You just don't value clean hair enough until you break a limb and aren't allowed to shower for a week.  (Almost) one down, seven more to go.

Also, Saran Wrap is the best thing EVER.

Please fix the network (and my ability to access the printers) or the accounting system (and my ability to make post transfer and make adjusts, you know the main part of my work.)  I am BORED and the novelty has worn off.

Sincerely,

The Person You Are Paying $5600 a month to sit around and twiddle her thumbs.

Okay, bye.

The problem with having your credit cards paid off (or maybe I should say the danger) is that there's all this COOL stuff out there that you don't really need, but that's COOL and stuff and you have all this room on your credit card (if not in your house) and... and...  And I really need to stay away from Hive Modern and Retro Glider and Fred.~

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I'm not sure what's worse, my sudden addiction to http://blindgossip.com or my two-year old pouncing on every box that comes to the door in the hope there'll be bubble wrap inside it.

Can I go home now? The imaginary errors lost all of their entertainment value after the first thousand.

I don't think you're doing it right when you spam people trying to get them to click on a link for something (a drug, I presume,) and they don't have the foggiest notion what that is.

I could probably look it up on the internet (it's not like I'm not obviously here,) but I found it more entertaining to look up the Spammer's IP address (somewhere in ( Read more... )

My job is seriously soul suckingly BORING right now.  This new accounting system doesn't work right, no one has any training (and God forbid you ask for any,) the manuals they've handed out included steps we shouldn't be taking, but forget to point out critical steps.  Plus, it likes to overwrite your data with fields that were informational only ( Read more... )