Ritualistic sacrifice, family style.  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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Apparently I'm the meanest parent EVER because I won't let Fred dig a tunnel in the backyard. Darn me for not wanting him to bury himself alive.

Can I go home now? The imaginary errors lost all of their entertainment value after the first thousand.

Tonight was my last swim class for the summer semester (and foreseeable future. *g*) I'm so glad it's finally OVER and I miss Theresa even more. The people I was sharing a lane with were all really nice, but they had no concept of how to share a lane (Theresa never woud have allowed passing in the middle of the lane) or that you're supposed to keep ( Read more... )

Apparently EA Sports, the makers of Active, are unclear on the fact that some people are LEFT-HANDED!  I'm going to start throwing thing at the TV if that cow doesn't stop telling me to try harder when they're making me "play" baseball/tennis/volley ball/basket right-handed.

*spitting* Damn it! I bought Twizzlers instead of Red Vines and they're just nasty.  I don't know why I keep doing that. That packages aren't even the same color. I just see red licorice and my brain goes into neutral.

* Note to Self: Stay out of the candy aisle.  And if you must go there, go for the BLUE package, not the pink.

49:06!

*raising arms* Significant improvement over my last mile. I have to admit, I think the Spinning is actually helping with the swimming this time (when it's not giving me calf cramps. *g*)

*raising arms in victory* Okay, so tonight's mile swim was not my best time ever (tonight: just over 54 minutes, best 45 minutes and 30 seconds,) but considering it was my first mile in about a year (and I was a lazy ass who did basically no exercise for 10 months,) and it wasn't my worst time either (that would be 58 minutes and 46 seconds,) AND I ( Read more... )