4 - VIDEO

[landismyland]

[The guide is being hit with the smaller end of a vuvuzela (the American flag one on the end). Said guide happens to be in a dark and dustbunny-infested corner underneath a bed. After a few moments, the view begins to move sideways as Meriken uses the "instrument" to get the guide out.]

VICTORY

It takes a second before she realizes it's on.Have

Comments

[landismyland]

I do!

Usually.

I've just been really busy.

[landismyland]

I... it's not as bad as it looks!

[drunkonroyale]

If you're American, I'll be American!

[landismyland]

Uh..

It doesn't exactly work like that.

[drunkonroyale]

Figured, seeing as I have no idea what an 'America' is.

[landismyland]

It's THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

[afknotworking]

Sometimes I never find things at all, because something more interesting catches my eye.

[landismyland]

That's why it took like a month for me to find this thing.

[afknotworking]

And it was quite the shame to be unable to see you in that time. How have you been? Tell me all about it.

[landismyland]

[If she had a creeper radar, it might be pinging a bit. But she doesn't. So it isn't.]

I've been good. Lots of exploring and stuff. And training Fluffy.

[notasinglelady]

Ugh, Meriken...hire a maid or something.

[landismyland]

I can't afford that.

[notasinglelady]

Can you afford a mop?

[landismyland]

You don't use a mop for dustbunnies.

[redhuntinghood]

American, reporting for duty!

[landismyland]

GREAT!

Where and when are you from?

[redhuntinghood]

Now now, I didn't know I was obligated to answer that as well.

[landismyland]

I'm making a list. So I need information.