4 - VIDEO

[landismyland]

[The guide is being hit with the smaller end of a vuvuzela (the American flag one on the end). Said guide happens to be in a dark and dustbunny-infested corner underneath a bed. After a few moments, the view begins to move sideways as Meriken uses the "instrument" to get the guide out.]

VICTORY

It takes a second before she realizes it's on.Have

Comments

[notasinglelady]

Ugh, Meriken...hire a maid or something.

[landismyland]

I can't afford that.

[notasinglelady]

Can you afford a mop?

[landismyland]

You don't use a mop for dustbunnies.

[notasinglelady]

Fine, broomstick.

[landismyland]

I've been too busy for cleaning.

[notasinglelady]

For how months?

[landismyland]

A while?

[notasinglelady]

You should clean. So many dust is bad for your health.

[landismyland]

It doesn't bother me!

[notasinglelady]

But it's not hygienic!

[landismyland]

It's not like I spend all day in here or anything. I mean, I just sleep here sometimes.

[notasinglelady]

Still, ewww.

I am ashamed of my country now.

[landismyland]

[WAIT WHAT NOOOOOOOOO]

WHAT??

BUT-- BUT I--! IT'S NOT THAT BAD!

[notasinglelady]

[YES, no wonder we contaminate so much.]

....

[landismyland]

It's noooooooooot