4 - VIDEO

[landismyland]

[The guide is being hit with the smaller end of a vuvuzela (the American flag one on the end). Said guide happens to be in a dark and dustbunny-infested corner underneath a bed. After a few moments, the view begins to move sideways as Meriken uses the "instrument" to get the guide out.]

VICTORY

It takes a second before she realizes it's on.Have

Comments

[drunkonroyale]

If you're American, I'll be American!

[landismyland]

Uh..

It doesn't exactly work like that.

[drunkonroyale]

Figured, seeing as I have no idea what an 'America' is.

[landismyland]

It's THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

[drunkonroyale]

Ah, pride of the homeland, I can understand that.

[landismyland]

Yeah!

So, where're you from?

[drunkonroyale]

I'm a traveler, I'm from everywhere.

So are all girls from your home this gorgeous, or are you just a rare treat?

[landismyland]

[Wow, way to shut her up.]

...

Most of them are prettier.

[drunkonroyale]

Someone prettier than you? That's hard to believe.

[landismyland]

Yeah, well, it happens.

[drunkonroyale]

Like I said, hard to believe. What's your name, lovely girl of homeland pride?

[landismyland]

I'm Meriken. What's your name?

[drunkonroyale]

Kir. It's a pleasure to meet you, my dear Meriken.

[landismyland]

Nice to meet you too, Kir.

[drunkonroyale]

On a mission to find 'Americans'? I'd be happy to help.

[landismyland]

You would?

Really?