chapter twenty-seven [voice]

[didhishomework]

...[Over the guide, have a rather familiar yet oddly... feminine deadpan voice coming over the guide.]I see that the "DON'T PANIC" mantra shockingly once again conflicts with what I really want to do. Seriously! I think I would have rather been sucked up by the black hole! Not that this is completely horrible, but everything about it just feels

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[chicknisfinetoo]

Did something happen to you or...?

[rolereversed]

Yeah, something happened alright.

[chicknisfinetoo]

Is it something you need to talk about?

[rolereversed]

Yeah. I honestly don't know how I'd be expected to go out looking like this, especially since none of my clothes fit me anymore.

[apathetic_seal]

You know, I expected the inside of a Black Hole to be a lot more painful.

But still. I thought I was done with the pony thing. I would rather not be a pony again. Or pegasus. Whatever.

[rolereversed]

...ouch. Again?

I'm guessing that's the Infinite Improbability Drive reducing the improbability of us being crushed by raising the probability of weird nonsense by several notches.

[apathetic_seal]

I guess.

Glad I'm not dead or being ripped apart atom by atom, at least.

[rolereversed]

...okay, to be fair, that doesn't sound more appealing than what I'm going through. Maybe I don't really wish I'd have gone into the black hole itself.

video;

[makabuns]

I'm definitely going to agree with you.

video;

[rolereversed]

...[Something familiar about you, bunny. This girl just peers at the guide.]

They really need to fix this soon. I don't think I can be like this for that long.

Re: video;

[makabuns]

...? -- Wait, you're not a new arrival?

Re: video;

[rolereversed]

Not exactly.

[She sighs.] I'm Kyon. In a different body, no less.

[action] 1/2

[imeantscum]

[Sorry Kyonko, you're roommate's noticing something weird so she came to check it out.]

Oh my, whatever is wrong Kyon?

[action]

[imeantscum]

[HAND OVER MOUTH WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT?]

[oh fuck it's the Drive isn't it?]

Re: [action]

[rolereversed]

[UH.

What the hell was that.]

...uh... nothing. You know, turned into a girl. That's all.

[action]

[imeantscum]

[Some demon from the deep pits of hell SHE DOESN'T KNOW OKAY!]

[Let's...try again maybe...]

How horribly awful. I'm terribly sorry that happened.

[FUCK WHERE'S A PEN]